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zombie plan 

a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the earth.
In my zombie plan, im going to Alaska because zombies have no body heat. They'll freeze like corpsesicles!
zombie plan by d0onut June 14, 2007
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zombie plan 

The planned tactics and procedures one will take in preparation to and/or in the event of the zombie apocalypse.
(zombie gnawing on corpse)
Steve: I bet that guy wishes he'd devised and followed a zombie plan.
zombie plan by emjayen May 19, 2009

Zombie Plan 

Also Known As "THE PLAN"
If A Zombie Apocalypse Happened, This Is Your Plan Of Action.
Everyone Has One
Everyone
Grif: You Don't Have A Zombie Plan!!
Simmons: There's No Point!
Grif: Hey Watch, SARGE!
Sarge: Yeah
Simmons: Sarge, Do You Have A Zombie Plan
Sarge: No
Simmons: See
Sarge: I Have 7!

zombie plan 

Shaun: dude, whats your zombie plan?

Fred: Cabelas, yours?

Shaun: Same
zombie plan by vaugn May 10, 2012

Zombieland 

An awesome movie released this fall. There are several rules on how to stay alive in Z-Land.
If you're fat, you will be the first victim in Zombieland
Zombieland by die_potato January 19, 2010

Zombieland 

a dream come true for l4d/l4d2 gamers
I wish the world became zombieland.
Zombieland by ilikekillingzombies October 4, 2010

Rules of Zombieland 

A long list of rules to survive a zombie apocalypse made by one of the main characters in Zombieland who goes by Columbus. When/If a zombie apocalypse happens find and learn some of these rules.
First 4 rules of zombieland

Rule#1: Cardio (Don't be fat)
Rule#2: Beware of Bathrooms (Don't get caught with your pants down)
Rule#3: Seatbelts (Buckle up)
Rule#4: Double Tap (One more shot to finish them just in case)

and many more
Rules of Zombieland by Ginsu48 October 4, 2009
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