Zombie Lie

A lie that, no matter how many times it's disproven, NEVER FUCKING DIES!!!

Madam Lindsey is the man who replaced Strom Thurmond in the Senate. He's also got a thick Southern accent. He's every Southern stereotype rolled into one Damsel in Distress. Watch any of his interviews or Senate floor speeches and you'll see just what I'm saying. Seeing him and John McCain together is like watching The Ghost and Mr. Chicken.

In 2009, Republicans were calling Obama a Muslim when, just a year earlier, they were saying that he was too close to his wacko Christian minister. Seven years later, this Zombie Lie has risen from the dead. Other Zombie Lies include "Tax cuts pay for themselves" or "Saddam Hussein had WMD's."

by Nascarking24 February 23, 2015

Zombie Lies

Lies that just won't die, no matter what the facts are.

Obama not being born in Hawaii, is a zombie lie. Republicans keep telling zombie lies about the democrats.

by Kconnor56 July 10, 2010

Zombeliever

Person who refuses to face reality when confronted with the fact that Zombies don't really exist.

George thinks that zombies really do exist, he is a real zombeliever!

by Terrafirmick November 10, 2012

zombielicious

The deep enjoyment of anything and everything to do with zombies, especially in relation to zombie comic books, zombie movies, zombie television programs, zombie toys and zombie merchandise, especially zombie t-shirts.

Wow! That movie was zombielicious! Especially the part when they ate that chick's brains.

by The Zombie Laboratory April 25, 2011

zombielicious

A zombie image, movie, figurine, toy, game or other zombie item or work so well written or rendered that it excites an enthusiastic response from a zombie fan.

That movie was zombielicious! Especially the part when the zombies ate that chick's brains!

by The Zombie Fairy May 5, 2011

Zombielitist

A portmanteau of "zombie" and "elitist". A zombielitist is someone who was into zombies 'before it was cool' and frequently expresses contempt for the current upswell of zombie popularity. He or she is disdainful of the lack of realism, consistency, and originality in most contemporary zombie films, and perceived cinematic ignorance of today's fans.

As a zombielitist, I have been forced to pack away all of my zombie shirts for the indefinite future. I can no longer tolerate ending up in unsolicited conversations with idiots who "love zombies" but have never heard of George Romero or Lucio Fulci.

by MissManglewood May 1, 2012

Zombielingus

The act of unconsciously coiting (See: Coited) another human after a night of heavy drinking or other mind-altering substance ingestion in which both participants took part, yet neither participant remembers the actual sexual encounter. Mostly evident the morning after. Main side effects include a walk of shame and short term depression.

Barb: Ugh, I can't believe I had zombielingus with Sam last night.
Tom: Well, if in hindsight you knew that conscious you would have consented, there should be no shame.
Barb: That's deep.

by Andeezy_ November 25, 2014