When you pull dingleberries out of your crack and they stick together from each side, like an ass zipper.
"What are you doing billy?"
"Tuggin' on some dingleberries"
"Sounds like you got a bear zipper going on"
"Tuggin' on some dingleberries"
"Sounds like you got a bear zipper going on"
by snakewrench99 February 23, 2016
by Blake Point July 16, 2019
the act of intentionally jamming or destroying another's zipper. Can be done with a string or other fabric, but gum is the most common practice. The most conniving individuals attack their victim while they are wearing the garment, preventing their victim from escaping their garb.
Mom: Jimmy, did you like that bucket of bazooka I bought you?
Jimmy: I sure did mom (thinking: thanks alot for the cheap gum, I liked it as much as I like your fur coat) Mom, why don't you show dad your new fur coat?
Mom: I can't get it on! Dangit Jimmy! You zipper gummed me!
Jimmy: I sure did mom (thinking: thanks alot for the cheap gum, I liked it as much as I like your fur coat) Mom, why don't you show dad your new fur coat?
Mom: I can't get it on! Dangit Jimmy! You zipper gummed me!
by StumpyStumps June 25, 2010
Oh come on. I bet you could flip her zipper.
by PandasBiscuit November 9, 2014
Hard core Russians who do not talk,smile, and or even acknowledge your existence. Even while in your country and or on vacation abroad.
The zipper mouths walked by on New Years Eve. With no festive greeting and lacking any other facial emotions. Cold stare straight ahead even when invited to communicate.
by cumagain October 8, 2013
by Honey Boy Wilson June 19, 2021
A zipper chaser is a gay man who gauges who he will pursue in a club, according to how much a man's penis makes his zipper stand out of his pants.
by Rio Jonz January 14, 2019