Zealnut 

A person who is sent to religious school and only thinks about getting his rocks off

John was such a zealnut he got caught wanking in the bathroom at church. Frank was blowing Charlie at Christian camp, he was such a zealnut. Thomas licked every drop of Father Bills cum as it spewed from his rod, what a zealnut.

Zealnut by Cumslut54 December 23, 2012

zealout 

A zealot who is very far-out. (Pronounced ZELL-out.)

To many people, Jerry Falwell was a zealout.

zealout by Steve Hoglund July 16, 2007