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spoken with emphasis on the "you"

is the lowest form of comeback to an insult, usually, but when used correctly (e.g. out of context) it becomes one of the funniest and most classy calls
usual context:
bully "you are so fat, look at you, fatty fatty boom boom"
kid "you are"

used correctly:

Jason "this office is a bit sterile without a radio"
Brendan "YOU are"
YOU are by dufix September 26, 2006
Amazing❤️And my everything❤️
You are and will always be mine❤️~Ysabel
You are by SpongeBobs tits July 18, 2019
One of the lowest forms of a "comeback" in response to an insult. Spoken with emphasis on the "YOU".

Can be funny when used incorrectly.
Bully: You're fat
Nerd: You are!

Bully: You're gay
Nerd: You are!

Bully: You're stupid
Nerd: You are!

Bully: I banged your sister last night
Nerd: You are!
Bully: Wait, what?
YOU are! by Jimmy Man November 22, 2011
A Word Copyrighted to Microphone Joe

"YOU ARE" - © MicrophoneJoe 2003.

The best comeback to anything, ever.
"You're so gay"
"You Are"
A retort to any form of criticism, the lowest in the chain of retaliation.

See also: no you, veined
you are by Diablos November 11, 2002
A phrase said to someone whom you don't really like or wish to irritate.

It MUST be said after everything they say.
Person 1 - "You're an effort you"
Person 2 - "You are"
Person 1 - "Stop bipping yourself"
Person 2 - "You are"
Person 1 - "I'm bipping myself?"
Person 2 - "You are"
you are by Martin Heward September 14, 2004