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yonderwards

Somewhere else. Not here, and not exactly there. Just away. Off in the distance. An ambiguous direction.

Extremely useful as an identifier of destinations the directions to which you're a bit too tired and emotional to recall. Also good when you have no knowledge of said destination.
"So where's the house party?"
"Oh, you know (hic), it's, like ... yonderwards."

"Those two were making out in the corner a second ago, where'd they go?"
"Yonderwards."
yonderwards by Alex Brant-Zawadzki September 19, 2007
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yonderday 

Used to describe the events of yesterday when you haven't gone to sleep and its past midnight and , your talking about yesterday even though you haven't gone to sleep yet so technically its all one day. invented by my friend and i one night at 12:01AM.He said remember yesterday when we went sailing.I argued that it was still part of today.so yonderday was born.
Jack: sailing was fun yesterday (clock reads 12:01AM)
Me: you mean yonderday , we haven't gone to bed yet.
yonderday by friendooooooo! July 15, 2011

yonderday 

The day after tomorrow
“Should we plan the meeting tomorrow or yonderday?”
yonderday by Sneaky Salsa Man February 14, 2022

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026