yetgod mcneckass

1. A freshman who just started using Tinder, mainly because he joined a frat

- basic white boy
- wears turquoise v-necks
- lifts since 4 weeks
- needs 3 semesters to handle pre-drinking
- frat name: pledge cumshot
- googles "how to optimize tinder profile"
- never swiped left in history
- expresses his hobbies as emojis in his profile description
- know-it-all manner paired with shyness

- promotes anything by Drake, 2Chainz, Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka, Lil Wayne, T-Pain, Cali Swag District, or any other garbage entertainment rapper
- owns playboy bedsheet bought at costco

Nathan: dude, I think Taylor is still a virgin..
Rod: he tries hard on tinder tho, he borrowed a dog last week for a dog pic.
Nathan: dude he a straight yetgod mcneckass bro
Rod: I know dude

by CirusTheVirus September 12, 2018