Yellow paged is the act of laying back to back with a partner and intimately interlocking bum cheeks and fart so it sounds like a phone book slapping shut. If 2 male partners are having a go then they can add the excitment of slapping balls together giving a book flapping noise to.
by squelch March 20, 2015
The act of rolling and smoking a marijuana cigarette, or joint, in a page from the phone book. Frequently the only option if one is unable to get rolling papers.
Justin: Holy fuck, do you guys even remember what we did last night?
Dave: Nah, I remember yellow paging the shit out of some of that white widow Joe had and the rest of the night's just a blur.
Joe: Alright guys, why the fuck is there a tiger in the bathroom?
Dave: Nah, I remember yellow paging the shit out of some of that white widow Joe had and the rest of the night's just a blur.
Joe: Alright guys, why the fuck is there a tiger in the bathroom?
by superd4ve March 17, 2010
A worthless piece of paper. When it shows up in your door, it is a sign of impending doom. It can be used to throw at other people. (If they piss you off.)
Johny: The Yellow Pages showed up at my door. I think I'm gonna die soon.
Lamar: Aye ma homie. Wanna go get some watermelon qand eat it with Laquisha?
Waldo: (Throws The Yellow Pages at Lamar.) Aye, you aint find me. You be pissing me off!\
Lamar: Aye ma homie. Wanna go get some watermelon qand eat it with Laquisha?
Waldo: (Throws The Yellow Pages at Lamar.) Aye, you aint find me. You be pissing me off!\
by Gandalf the Dark November 5, 2013
The most accurate and most logical religious text I personally have ever read in my life. I mean who could not believe after reading the story of Jesus and Mohammed fighting aliens on 1-922-9344 on St. John's BBQ joint. It even preaches the negative consequences on adultery at 1-900-TITS-N-ASS. It is generally read by crack addicts. Because only people under such a mind stimulating substance could appreciate the truth. The satanic equivalent to this book would be Microsoft Bing.
by None Yo Buzinezz Man February 18, 2011
When a woman has a vagina that is so saggy that it resembles worn out yellow pages from a public telephone booth.
She was hot, but when I went down on her, I thought I was in a phone booth, lookin at the yellow pages.
by mackendacooch November 13, 2010
The act of fingering a female. From the Verizon Yellow Page phonebook slogan, let your fingers do the walking. See also James Earl Jones.
by GSS November 16, 2004
A telephone directory with the slogan "let your fingers do the walking"
Taken litteraly it is to poke or finger bang a vagina.
Taken litteraly it is to poke or finger bang a vagina.
by Campbell on the loose December 6, 2007