yellow paged

Yellow paged is the act of laying back to back with a partner and intimately interlocking bum cheeks and fart so it sounds like a phone book slapping shut. If 2 male partners are having a go then they can add the excitment of slapping balls together giving a book flapping noise to.

"Had are lad round last night and we yellow paged till our balls banged blue"

yellow paged by squelch March 21, 2015

bathroom yellow pages 

A Toilet paper roll in a bathroom stall that has been intentionally drenched with piss. Main reason for doing so is to make an unpleasant shitting experience for the next patron.

I hope no one has to take a shit in that stall tonight. All I left them to wipe with was the bathroom yellow pages.

bathroom yellow pages by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

flipping though the yellow pages 

a slange term for a girl who is masturbating

damn i walked in and that hoe was flipping though the yellow pages

flipping though the yellow pages by dick vag August 4, 2008

The Yellow Pages 

A worthless piece of paper. When it shows up in your door, it is a sign of impending doom. It can be used to throw at other people. (If they piss you off.)

Johny: The Yellow Pages showed up at my door. I think I'm gonna die soon.
Lamar: Aye ma homie. Wanna go get some watermelon qand eat it with Laquisha?
Waldo: (Throws The Yellow Pages at Lamar.) Aye, you aint find me. You be pissing me off!\

The Yellow Pages by Gandalf the Dark November 5, 2013

Yellow Pages masturbation 

Female masturbation without the use of any implements, using one's fingers instead. From the Yellow Pages catch-phrase "Let your fingers do the walking".

Monica didn't own a vibrator, so she satisfied herself with Yellow Pages masturbation.

Yellow Pages masturbation by Nostradumbass11 January 13, 2010

Yellow Pages 

The most accurate and most logical religious text I personally have ever read in my life. I mean who could not believe after reading the story of Jesus and Mohammed fighting aliens on 1-922-9344 on St. John's BBQ joint. It even preaches the negative consequences on adultery at 1-900-TITS-N-ASS. It is generally read by crack addicts. Because only people under such a mind stimulating substance could appreciate the truth. The satanic equivalent to this book would be Microsoft Bing.

The Yellow Pages changed my life as a person. It taught me how to love and how to live.

Yellow Pages by None Yo Buzinezz Man March 5, 2011

Yellow Pages 

When a woman has a vagina that is so saggy that it resembles worn out yellow pages from a public telephone booth.

She was hot, but when I went down on her, I thought I was in a phone booth, lookin at the yellow pages.

Yellow Pages by mackendacooch November 15, 2010