pocket yarmulke

(n.) when you're standing in a crowded subway car and you very discretely ejaculate on the back of the head of someone who is seated.

"I was in a bad mood earlier today, but I gave an old lady a pocket yarmulke on the train and now I feel much better."

by ame November 13, 2005

Skin Yamaka (Yarmulke)

When a middle aged man is balding only in the spot where a Jewish Yamaka (Yarmulke) would be worn.

Student 1: Dude, our teacher is getting old. I think he's balding!
Student 2: Yeah! I think he has a Skin Yamaka (Yarmulke)!

by Mr. Turtle096 September 29, 2010

Po' Man's Yarmulke

The act involving the complete insertion of one's head into the uterus of a woman who's just given birth, detaching the placenta with a quick back-and-forth slashing motion. After pulling your head out, you wear the placenta for a period of 8 days.

Tyrone Goldstein is rockin' a sweet po' man's yarmulke.

by Tyrone Goldstein April 16, 2007

Sticky Yarmulke

The act of placing a yarmulke (kippah) on somebody's head and farting onto it

David gave Shlomo a sticky yarmulke last night and he still hasn't recovered in time for Purim

by handy hickster April 13, 2021

The yarmulke

The act of a man whipping his cock out and the partner grabs his cock, cuts off his foreskin, and wears it as a yarmulke.

Friend 1: Hey buddy did she give you the good old yarmulke last night?
Friend 2: Yeah, the yarmulke felt nice, wait till later that shit bussin.

by Thatbebussin February 21, 2021