The most awesome video game critic to ever grace this existence, whose real name is Ben Croshaw. He managed to do all of two freelance reviews before he was quickly snatched up by The Escapist, where he now does weekly reviews in his own section, Zero Punctuation. This fast-talking, humor-filled critic with a British accent rambles on for three or four minutes almost without pause, illustrating his thoughts with a simple, yet amusing style of animation, and the kinds of offhand cracks that will have you falling out of your chair. If you've never heard of him, you should go and see Zero Punctuation.
Now.
Dude, did you see Yahtzee's review of Guitar Hero 3?
Yeah man, I almost pissed myself!
by Fresnel January 29, 2008
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What you yell when you cum in a girl's mouth after a blowjob where she actively played with your balls.
Oh baby you're amazing...Here it comes...YAHTZEE!!
by Number8Bunny August 29, 2010
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The act of pulling out of a girl during intercourse, shaking your sack, and yelling "Yahtzee!!" while you throw your load on your partner.
"Dude, I totally gave my girl 'the Yahtzee' last night. Now she won't return my phone calls."
by ScarredAngel November 17, 2004
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What a male shouts to his male friends when he sees a Really Hot Chick
(Guy sees hot chick)
Guy: YAHTZEE!
Other guy: Oh yeah!
by UW-MADISON April 28, 2004
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When one is having sex with another and is about to bust a big load all over the girl. The man takes the jizz in his hand and yells YAHTZEE! while throwing the cum into the girls face. This may result in a slap, punch in the balls, kick in the balls or if extreme enough... choking. Which of course if that happens, punch her in the stomach 3 times and the cum should gradually come back up.
I was fucking some bitch and i pulled a yahtzee all up in her grill.
by J-Nelly D November 08, 2006
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Expression used to capture the moment of conquest, finality.
A: "Man, where the hell are my keys??? I can't find anything after that party!"

B: "Yo, Bruce, YAHTZEE...man! Here they be!"
by Andreaux February 23, 2012
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a phrase typically shouted or exclaimed when one succeeds at something, whether it be a minor something or a major something.
Marco - "hey, dude! watch me shoot this crumpled paper into the waste bin! betcha i'ma make it, bitch!

Jonah - "yeah, i'd like to see you try, bitch!"

Marco - shoots crumpled paper at waste bin. "Yahtzee!!"

Jonah - "dude, whatever, you can just go to hell."
by heybeekay July 15, 2010
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