an egyptian girl that’s veryyyyy pretty born on september she’s very funny smart and will fight anyone that takes the mick out of her friends she’s also very sweet 😾
by peachescoochie August 9, 2020
The name of the 10th planet. Has it's own moon too, called "Gabriel" very little is known of Xena as of September 2005, other than the fact that it's larger than the 9th planet Pluto.
by JPWRana October 4, 2005
1. Hot warrior princess i used to beat off to when i was a lad.
2. Sometimes ur playin X-Box with ur buddies, and u have the wicked runs. So, u tell them that u have to go poopy, but they say "No bitch ur guna play this game and ur not guna be a pussy, u expect us to pause this shit???." You cant show weakness, so u comly w/ a slight chuckle, and proceed in playing the game. After a couple minutes, ur colon begins to overflow w/ liquid doodoo butter, and u cant take much more.
Out of nowhere the doodoo starts to leak out from ur hole uncontrollably. U try to play it cool and pretend like nothings wrong, but then ur friends notice a brown liquid formibng benieth you. They laugh. U, being embarassed, rip ur pants off, bend over, and spray them with your butt mud. They, overwhelmed with butt mud fall to the floor and pass out.
After they wake up, u spooge in their eyes, blinding them.
LEt this be a lesson to you all, if ur buddy has to go poo when ur playin X-Box, let him go, just put the game on pause. Because before u kno it, ur bitch ass can be Xenafied.
2. Sometimes ur playin X-Box with ur buddies, and u have the wicked runs. So, u tell them that u have to go poopy, but they say "No bitch ur guna play this game and ur not guna be a pussy, u expect us to pause this shit???." You cant show weakness, so u comly w/ a slight chuckle, and proceed in playing the game. After a couple minutes, ur colon begins to overflow w/ liquid doodoo butter, and u cant take much more.
Out of nowhere the doodoo starts to leak out from ur hole uncontrollably. U try to play it cool and pretend like nothings wrong, but then ur friends notice a brown liquid formibng benieth you. They laugh. U, being embarassed, rip ur pants off, bend over, and spray them with your butt mud. They, overwhelmed with butt mud fall to the floor and pass out.
After they wake up, u spooge in their eyes, blinding them.
LEt this be a lesson to you all, if ur buddy has to go poo when ur playin X-Box, let him go, just put the game on pause. Because before u kno it, ur bitch ass can be Xenafied.
Crazy dude "I told u to let me shit but u wouldnt let me ahhhhhhhh!"(crazy dude proceeds in Xena-fying his buddies)
by johnson September 4, 2004
by hannie77 June 22, 2023
Xena is a beautiful girl any man will fallo in love with her , she has a boyfriend whos name Is Halton there such amazon couple I wish I could be like them!!
by Larry!! August 27, 2018
Originated at Mills College, Oakland CA. Irreversibly Socially Awkward individual. Can be used as an adjective, verb or noun, with reference to either males or females. Defined in 2004.
That Xena bitch was wearing a cape AND stripper shoes.
Elyse you were acting hella Xena when you were pretending to be a zombie yesterday on Toyon Meadow.
Jan, showing up at my window in chucks and your bathing suit is a little Xena, bro.
Elyse you were acting hella Xena when you were pretending to be a zombie yesterday on Toyon Meadow.
Jan, showing up at my window in chucks and your bathing suit is a little Xena, bro.
by Kate n' Nilda May 11, 2008
by iMaChey August 18, 2008