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wurlitzer'd 

to stealthily run up behind someone, then loudly blast theatre organ music in their ears for a second or two then run away.
shit, man!!! you just got WURLITZER'D!!!
wurlitzer'd by kinura October 3, 2007
the act of surfing the Internet while at work
I was wurfing when my boss entered my cabin.
Wurfing by KillxBill August 12, 2010

accidental wurlitzer leg percussion 

When the funk is too strong and the leg of the keyboard wants to join in. First seen in sky mall by Vulfpeck.
"I love Sky Mall!"
"Yeah, that song was so funky, it even had accidental wurlitzer leg percussion."

Mighty Wurlitzer 

An Extremely LARGE organ..........

A none to undersized penis; a baby's arm.
"Cum and play on the Mighty Wurlitzer with me"

wurlitzer 

A large gathering of naked men.
The changing room was occupied by a wurlitzer.
wurlitzer by Jambomambotango March 8, 2014

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026