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2. I'm really hungry. Now wtf?
3. Mirror mirror on the wall, wtf of them all?
by Fay_ April 20, 2015
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What the Fuck. For slack ppl like me who cant be bothered writing the hole wrd.
Bill: Jimmy, u were pretty pissed last night, how did it go with that Jenna chick. Jimmy: umm... wtf happened last night.
by Zephan March 14, 2005
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most people believe that wtf is a vulgar slang that stands for what the fuck. But it is a misunderstood word. It actually means "why the face?" commonly used with OMG "oh my gosh/goodness/god"
dude 1: hey dude did you see that?
dude 2: OMGWTF?!? (oh my god why the face?)
by OmGWtF dude October 11, 2009
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A fake alternate WTF acronym used in certain situations, such as when an adult asks you what it means and you don't want to get into trouble.
Mike's dad has friended him on Facebook.

Mike writes on his status, WTF?
Dad: What does WTF mean?
Mike: Welcome To Facebook.
by violet84 November 7, 2010
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wtf normally means what the fuck?
But you can use any of the 5 w's in place of what.
Dude1: Yo dude2 man can hook me up wit that girl in your class?
dude 2: Wtf eueuuwwwwww why? She's so ugly.

ex 2: Dude im goind to the AMC later wanna come wit?

dude2: Wtf is the AMC.
In this example the w stands for where.
by kidcanada101 June 27, 2004
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