WOMAN: Where were you all night?
MAN: At the club.
WOMAN: Wrong answer. You was with another woman. My aunt saw you and followed you to her house. Thank God her car wasn't noticeable.
MAN: At the club.
WOMAN: Wrong answer. You was with another woman. My aunt saw you and followed you to her house. Thank God her car wasn't noticeable.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 26, 2005
"you're not wrong" = "you're right", however phrasing it as "you're not wrong" usually that there's more to it -- either there's some missing nuance, or the speaker agrees grudgingly or doesn't like this truth or wishes it wasn't so, etc.
by d0ugmc March 13, 2018
Fractal wrongness is the state of being wrong at every conceivable scale of resolution.
That is, from a distance, a fractally wrong person's worldview is incorrect; and furthermore, if you focus on any small part of that person's worldview, that part is just as wrong as the whole worldview.
That is, from a distance, a fractally wrong person's worldview is incorrect; and furthermore, if you focus on any small part of that person's worldview, that part is just as wrong as the whole worldview.
Person 1: I just came back from a debate with someone who suffered from fractal wrongness.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: No matter what he said, it was utterly wrong.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: No matter what he said, it was utterly wrong.
by C.E.S. December 17, 2013
She wouldn't go around body -shaming people or mocking people for being old so why is it okay to go after me because I'm wrong? She's wrong-shaming me!
by Hayase January 7, 2021
Abbreviated version of "barking up the wrong tree" which means mistakenly looking for something in a place where it will not be found. Often used to decline a general invitation before it can be specifically directed towards you.
Person A: "I heard the cops were searching your brother's house for evidence."
Person B: "Yeah, wrong tree there."
(Person A approaches two of her roommates)
Person A: "Oh, I'm so glad I ran into you guys! I really need some help cleaning the apartment."
Person B: "Wrong tree."
Person B: "Yeah, wrong tree there."
(Person A approaches two of her roommates)
Person A: "Oh, I'm so glad I ran into you guys! I really need some help cleaning the apartment."
Person B: "Wrong tree."
by Toxic Shock! October 18, 2006
When you say something weirdly absurd either in a group chat or real life & need a "redo" so people don't think you're an idiot.
Joe: How's your day going today?
Bob: Pretty good man, just had sex with a couple squirrels last night
Joe: bruh what??!
Bob: wrong chat
Joe: oh okay
Bob: Pretty good man, just had sex with a couple squirrels last night
Joe: bruh what??!
Bob: wrong chat
Joe: oh okay
by Soloin May 8, 2018
Worse than wrong, being an untestable claim. Originally used by physicist Wolfgang Pauli to criticize pseudoscience even harsher than simple scientific errors:"This is not right. This is not even wrong."
Your theory makes no predictions, comes to no conclusions and is just tons of speculation. It's not even wrong.
by Fluid February 10, 2007