Wrapping Tulips

Slang term for oral sex. Tulips being a play on two lips.

Sid: Hey Nancy, how would you like a job wrapping tulips?
Nancy: Wrapping tulips?
Sid: Yeah, wrapping two lips around THIS?

by Cletus1248 January 19, 2013

wrapping presents

A phrase used by a person who is masturbating to a magazine when someone knocks on the door. Popularized by Master Shake in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

*knock*

"Don't come in, I'm wrapping presents!"

by sanfud n sun April 30, 2006

wrapping presents

crying while masturbating

"Don't come in, mom, I'm wrapping presents!" Drew moaned, tears streaming down his face.

by We are going to hell November 8, 2005

Wrapping Legs

Another way of saying, having sex. Usually in the missionary position, when the guy is ontop of the girl and the girl wraps her legs around the guy's weist.

Hey dude I was Wrapping Legs with this girl the other night! It was hot!

by Greasy Taint June 7, 2011

Wrapping sabre pop

The Wrapping sabre pop is when two guys smell the flog of a women and start to battle for it. They both use their FUCKING DONGS to fight to the death to get to her pussy flapper. One male finally wins causing the balls of the other dude to fucking pop open all over his face. He then dies eating a bengal tigers ass. The winning male then gets to wrap his face in that floggy bitch and celebrates his victory by sewing her venthole closed.

guy1; FUCK YOU I CHALLENGE YOU TO A Wrapping sabre pop

Guy2; GET REady yo balls gonna pop

guy3: i wonder whos gonna get the bengal.....

by goochy goochy February 18, 2019

Wrapping paper

Clothing, underwear. Anything you may wear

Check out her wrapping paper, wonder where she bought that?

by E.Mae April 13, 2008

Wrapping Gifts

Covering an item (which you intend to give away for free) with some material which is typically decorative and typically composed from the flesh of dead trees. This event tends to occur most frequently around holidays, birthdays, and marriages.

I'm wrapping gifts.

by Emrak December 24, 2008