Child Worshipers

Child Worshipers: Parents who are deaf, dumb, and blind when it comes to their childs behavior. They don't hear the screaming, yelling and tearing around that they do in public. (Libraries, grocery stores, funerals, fine-dining establishments, weddings, etc.) Also completely unaccountable for their childrens destruction, deeds and general unruliness.

Parents who never apologize, reprimand, affirm, or offer to pay for damage done by their children. "you brought your kids to my house and they set the dog on fire!, colored my car with magic marker, ripped the pages out of our first edition Pearl Buck's "A Good Earth" to make paper airplanes!" You said, "Aren't they creative?" I mean really WTF? You idolize and "Child Worshipers" these little monsters.

Child Worshipers by THE SNICKERDOODLE March 8, 2011

Derisian Worshipers 

A cult in the United Kingdom and the United States that was founded in 1993 by James Everson aka Derisia the Magma Prince. They worship Derisia and make pilgrimages to Iceland to visit Hekla volcano where Derisia originated from. Derisia allegedly rose from the magma and defeated the Ice Folkers, then began preaching his religion across the world. They attempted a coup in Iceland in 2017 using only gems that they believed instilled Derisia's wrath upon any who would resist him. They also began an unaccompanied expedition across the Sahara Desert in 2003 but were forced to turn back once they ran out of food.

I can't believe that the Derisian worshipers know the only way to Magma Heaven.

Derisian Worshipers by The Derisian Worshiper June 8, 2019

satin-worshipers 

1. A misspelled version of Satan-worshippers
2. People who really, really, realy like satin

1. You satin-worshipers get off my property or I'm callin' the cops!
2. I love my satin sheets so much; I must admit I'm a satin-worhiper.

satin-worshipers by howste September 8, 2006

devil worshipers 

Dirty Satanic fuckas.

Phillip:"Look inside my ass,Terrence"
Terrence:"why Phillip?"
Phillip: *farts*
Phillip:"That why Terrence,that's why"
T & P: "ahahahahahaha"
Terrence:"you filthy fucka"
Terrence:"This is for all you devil worshipers" *farts*
T & P:"Ahhhh-hahahahahahaha...you smell like ASS!"

devil worshipers by T & P November 16, 2005

cock worshipper

A man/woman who enjoys penises so much that they worship them. These people want cock in their mouth, in their hand, in their ass, all around them, etc. They are also obsessed with cum. To put it simply, a cock worshipper's whole life is dedicated to cock. They are an absolute slut for anything even related to cock.

Lucy: Yes, I am a cock worshipper... I want cock, I love cock, I adore cock, I obey cock, I submit to cock... Cock is my everything.

cock worshipper by zooboo September 21, 2016

power worshipper 

A Power worshipper is a human that worships power, be it money or rank

They believe the answer to success & fulfilment is to be nice to humans they think have similar or more power than themselves & cheat, screw, put down, ignore, lie & fib to people they think have less

They're Robin Hood in reverse - They take from the poor & give to the rich. Its one of the biggest religions in the world

They believe that whoever has less money or power than themselves should agree with everything they say and that they should agree with anyone who has more money or power than them

Its the opposite of church principles where they believe in worshipping goodness & truth

Abraham Lincoln said "To reveal a persons character, give them power"

Most power worshippers arent aware of themselves but theres a pattern to their actions that proves it

Some humans are light power worshipers & others are heavy power worshippers

Shes just another power worshipper

power worshipper by Tim H Allen June 24, 2016

Dog Worshippers 

People who give human names to their dogs, take their dogs everywhere they go (especially 'dog friendly' restaurants), enroll their dogs in 'doggy daycare', and basically believe their dogs are their children when in reality they are animals that, when given the chance, will eat their own shit.

The Smith family are dog worshippers. They do not have kids of their own. Oh lemme check that, they think their fucking dogs are their children and treat their mutts better than most humans with whom they come in contact.

Dog Worshippers by Poop Stain Barney August 14, 2011