work

(n) Plastic surgery.

Janet Jackson is hot but everyone knows she's had work done.

by Wog October 21, 2004

Work

1. To use someone to your own advantage, especially by acting or by wrongful means.

2. To make use of someone selfishly and unethically.

3. To take advantage of someone unfairly.

Why does a hoodrat/chickenhead always work a good man/woman?

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant August 13, 2006

work

the only known way by men to prevent being stuck at home with a whining ass bitch wife and avoid giving away half your properties thru a divorce...not fun, but necessary

also a great excuse to be a cheater, avoid social acitivities boring for men, watch football w/friends, etc...really handy

Example 1:

whining ass bitch demanding by cp to husband: bring me a burger!
husband: can't sweetie :S i'm at work

(while a stripper shakes her ass

on your face..)

Example 2:

wife: remember we've got dinner tonight with my parents..(on monday night football)
husband: sorry sweetheart, i've got a pile of files my boss wants for tomorrow at 7

by Puhercules August 6, 2009

work

Cocaine or Crack, Hard work is crack, Soft is Cocaine.

"hey man are you workin?"
"Yea what chu need?"

"Ya got that hard white work for me?"
"Ya got my money bitch?"

by $arah March 7, 2006

The Works

The Works are the best squad of 9 kids who grew up together

Don’t you wish you were as cool as the works. Admit it

by Belly Denis™️ July 8, 2018

work

Work = Force X Displacement X Cos(theta)

The units to it are kilogram meter per second squared or joules.

Super preppy pushed a 20 Kg Hay bale a distance of 5 M/S^2 at an angle of pi/3. He did 50 Joules of work.

by MadPhysicsMan March 20, 2004

workness

Something you do at your occupation or carrier.

Keep your workness area free of cluter

by steviemarie July 10, 2013