For the individual who is able to be heterosexual or homosexual, but instead chooses to be attracted more to their work and gives in to their workaholism desires more than anything else, male or female.
Less stressful than a relationship, and the feeling is always mutual...and work doesn't care when you have your period.
Allison: Hey, look at that cute guy over there!
Katie: Sorry, I'm sending an email to a client and it's totally turning me on... forgot to tell you I'm worksexual now.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).