woolhouse

the last name of a guy or group of people who appear to be very boring. all people with the last name woolhouse will only go home when he has no work and maybe not even then

WOOLHOUSE you coming home?
no im gonna go sit in the library *fap*

by wiggles_117 November 29, 2011

Poolhouse

A magical spot to drink beer with the homies, smoke copious amounts weed, and of course pack fat lippers. Also known as the sanctuary. Its next to a pool. No zombies allowed.

Guy 1: What do you want to do tonight?

Guy 2: Dude, are you kidding? Let's get crossfaded at the poolhouse until we can't see straight and then play N64 smash bros.

Guy 1: Aight, sweet. I was hoping you would say that!

by Pikachu>Samus! February 23, 2010

Woodhouse Effect

Deterioration of rational thought from prolonged exposure to idiotic questions.

Justin: " Excuse me, math professor. Where can I find these mythical trig identities you speak of?"

Math professor: "You could try your text book."

Class: "I can feel the Woodhouse Effect growing."

by J_Woodhouse April 18, 2011

Woodhouse

Pulling 'A Woodhouse' is to party extensively i.e over a number of days

Extremely popular colloquialism in and around rural parts of Derbyshire

B'jesus that was a major woodhouse pal

Longest known Woodhouse - 6 days

by Fruitbat1 January 6, 2011

dirty woodhouse

To preform this incredible sex act it takes a man and a women. For this to work properly the man needs to be on top of a woman with her facing up, both partners should have their feet pointing towards the head or side of the bed. Once you are having vaginal intercourse and you are close to ejaculation you quickly cram both of your testicles into the women's anus. Then right before you finish you pull out and shoot her in the eyes with your man juice hopefully blinding the woman. You then proceed to waddle forward while dragging your shit covered nuts across her whole body creating a nice slimy trail. When your nuts have reached her chest she will most likely have recovered a little from the money shot you nailed her with and she will probably start to sit up at which point you smack your poopie nut sack into her face like two wrecking balls. If she is still lying there with her head down you simply tea bag her right in the face. You then proceed on your merry way. It takes a man with a somewhat stretchy nut sack to preform this dirty deed.

Pat "What's wrong with Sierra today?"
Codi "Oh Ian gave her the Dirty Woodhouse last night."

by Woodhouse21 November 12, 2014

willhouse worker

Old dirty minded bitch whose not a bitch but would probably buy one of those pink fluffy stripper cowboy hats that people sell outside bars. Wears old ass sweaters that look like their from the 1800 and surprisingly looks good in them. She also is a disco diva. Total hippie grandma but has style MOST of the time *cough* home depot pants. She probably lives behind a thrift store and sometimes stater bros. Would totally drunk stand at a highway intersection and yell gay jokes at angry drivers. Probably would call an Uber and get kidnapped by a drug dealer. Pretty and smart but is probably reckless when drunk. I honestly doubt she'll ever be drunk. Crazy AF but also somehow chill.

Person A: Why is willhouse worker dying laughing

Person B: Someone told her a gay joke

by WillowDepew February 28, 2023

PG Wodehouse

A man who put the right words into the right order.

PG Wodehouse was a man who put the right words into the right order.

by Matthew Phelps October 30, 2006