The slightly more hairy, elongated and oblong offset version of a chode. Some times refered to as, the ugly chode, afro chode, and in extreme cases, the fatling chode. The vulgur use of this chode is rarely seen in modern chode dialect, but in the old days, it was more commonly used as an insult.
1. My chode looks like chewbaca, it's a woogie chode.
2. Hey, sit down on my woogie chode and I'll slip it in sideways.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!