A practitioner of Witchcraft. Usually positive and Earth-oriented in their religious or spiritual outlook. All Wiccans are Witches, but not all Witches are Wiccans. Similarly, all Witches are Pagan, but not all Pagans are Witches. Witches usually utilise Magick, and can be male or female
Look at that funky Witch, he's so cool, let's all become Witches and worship the Old Ones
by WitchBoy December 24, 2003
A Witch is the most powerful zombie in the video games Left 4 Dead and Left 4 Dead 2. Basically she sits in a corner and cries during nighttime, and walks around drunkenly in the daylight. If you startle her (not recommended), then she FLIPS OUT and opens up a can of whupass on you, smearing your sorry butt all over your TV screen with her big-ass claw thingies.
Player (pokes Witch): what's that?

Witch: AaaaaaaaaaaaaaH!!!!!

(Player dies)

Palyer respawns: Shit!
by bambimustdie March 29, 2010
A guy that has a boner, grabs his dick with both hands, and runs around acting like he's flying on a broom.
Guy: *sprints past a group of people with hands on his dick singing the witch theme from the Wizard of Oz"

Random girl: *screams* "LOOK A WITCH!"
by Opticaltoxin March 27, 2015
Something that is made of wood and floats in water. It can be confirmed they are a witch by seeing if the "witch" weighs the same as a duck, which also floats in water. Since witches are made of wood, which floats on water, the witch would have to float like a duck. Therefore they would weigh the same, making her a witch.
Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasants: No, no, it floats! It floats! THROW HER INTO THE POND!!!!
Bedevere: What also floats in water?

Arthur: A DUCK!
Bedevere: Exactly. So logically...
Peasant: If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
Bedevere: And therefore?
Peasants: A WITCH!!!!
Someone who uses herbs like sage or lavander to make potions for spells and uses a wax melter as a cauldron like i do. Generally to benefit herself or others.
Yeah I'm a witch and practice witchcraft in the form of white magic.
by Vampira Andres October 22, 2018

1. a bad arse b*tch who loves at least three of the below mentioned;

• nature
• astrology
• holistic self care, DIY, arts & crafts
• talking about how counterproductive capitalism is
• human rights
• animals

witches are in tune with their environments and may or may not practice magick. they are focused on healing and health above all else. they are often persecuted by people who are intimidated by their whit and dedication to a good cause. not exclusive to women.

2. the ultimate self aware feminist. not exclusive to women.

"I became a witch when I started watching tarot"


"wow girl, you're a bad arse witch!"
by mediocre_gal_s August 6, 2020
1) Any person engaged in or practicing the varied Magickal Arts of Witchcraft.

2) A term commonly misused in a derogatory manner, referring back to the time of the Witch-Craze.
1) "Scott Cunningham was a Wiccan Author and self-proclaimed Witch."

2) "That girl in class is such a witch for doing that thing that time with so-and-so!"
by Brother Pigeon May 26, 2004