Witch

Anyone whom we burn that wieghs the same as a duck. (Also made of wood)

"And then why do witches burn. Hmmm.."
"Because they're, made of wood?"
"So how do you tell if she is made of wood?"
"Eh.. Build a bridge out of 'er"
"But can not you also build bridges out of stone?"
"Oh yeah"
"Does wood sink in water?"
"No no it floats. Throw her into the pond!"
"Wait! What also floats in water?"
"Umm.. very small rocks. churches. lead!"
"A duck"
"presicly!"
"So logically.."
"If she weighs the same as a duck, then shes made outta wood."
"And therefore"
"She's a witch!"

by Population Tire September 20, 2005

Witch

A practitioner of Witchcraft. Usually positive and Earth-oriented in their religious or spiritual outlook. All Wiccans are Witches, but not all Witches are Wiccans. Similarly, all Witches are Pagan, but not all Pagans are Witches. Witches usually utilise Magick, and can be male or female

Look at that funky Witch, he's so cool, let's all become Witches and worship the Old Ones

by WitchBoy December 24, 2003

Witch

A Witch is the most powerful zombie in the video games Left 4 Dead and Left 4 Dead 2. Basically she sits in a corner and cries during nighttime, and walks around drunkenly in the daylight. If you startle her (not recommended), then she FLIPS OUT and opens up a can of whupass on you, smearing your sorry butt all over your TV screen with her big-ass claw thingies.

Player (pokes Witch): what's that?

Witch: AaaaaaaaaaaaaaH!!!!!

(Player dies)

Palyer respawns: Shit!

by bambimustdie March 29, 2010

Witch

A ruthless evil friend usually with a accomplice.

Aye yo why you acting like a witch?

by Kaylolo123 April 21, 2019

Witch

A guy that has a boner, grabs his dick with both hands, and runs around acting like he's flying on a broom.

Guy: *sprints past a group of people with hands on his dick singing the witch theme from the Wizard of Oz"

Random girl: *screams* "LOOK A WITCH!"

by Opticaltoxin March 27, 2015

Witch

/wɪtʃ/

noun
1. a bad arse b*tch who loves at least three of the below mentioned;

• nature
• astrology
• holistic self care, DIY, arts & crafts
• talking about how counterproductive capitalism is
• human rights
• animals

witches are in tune with their environments and may or may not practice magick. they are focused on healing and health above all else. they are often persecuted by people who are intimidated by their whit and dedication to a good cause. not exclusive to women.

noun
2. the ultimate self aware feminist. not exclusive to women.

1.

"I became a witch when I started watching tarot"

2.

"wow girl, you're a bad arse witch!"

by mediocre_gal_s August 6, 2020

Witch

Something that is made of wood and floats in water. It can be confirmed they are a witch by seeing if the "witch" weighs the same as a duck, which also floats in water. Since witches are made of wood, which floats on water, the witch would have to float like a duck. Therefore they would weigh the same, making her a witch.

Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasants: No, no, it floats! It floats! THROW HER INTO THE POND!!!!
Bedevere: What also floats in water?
Peasants: BREAD! APPLES! VERY SMALL ROCKS! CIDER! GREAT GRAVY! CHERRIES! MUD! CHURCHES! CHURCHES! LEAD! LEAD!

Arthur: A DUCK!
Bedevere: Exactly. So logically...
Peasant: If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
Bedevere: And therefore?
Peasants: A WITCH!!!!

by the real master of puppets July 20, 2009