Winnipeg. The murder capital of Canada. Watch your back. You could get stabbed for just witnessing a stabbing. Bit mostly we're chill-ish. They say "of your looking for trouble....you'll fond it in Winnipeg
"Hey man, did you get stabbed in Winnipeg?"
Yeah man, and we call it Winterpeg here"
by Winterpeghet November 2, 2017
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1)capital city of manitoba, with about 700,000 people.
2)one day the north end will be a pile of dirt.
3)our football team seems to be getting worse.
4)awesome bands.
5)great party city.
6)easy drugs.
7)lots and lots of murder, (murder capital).
8)tons of car theft.
9)plenty of natives that are ready to jack you.
10)home of the winnipeg moose, are they good?, i dont even know.
11)also home of the winnipeg Blue Bombers.... no comment.
12)lots of sluts.
13)the city of rivers.
14)the only city with the extra season called; road consruction.
15)also called winterpeg.
16)a city where you should always carry some kind of weapon.
17)mosquitos are ridiculous.
18)lots of hippies.
19)its in the middle of nowhere.
20)entrance to western canada.

Winnpeg is either a city you love or hate.
Let's go party our fucking asses off in Winnipeg!
by Winnipeg Rocks! July 17, 2005
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Capital city of Manitoba,Canada, about 700,000 people. Awesome hockey town, former home of NHL's Jets-but were stolen away by corporate America(Phoenix Coyotes). Wicked party town, easy poontang, quite a few sluts. Cold,shitty winters. Sometimes called the peg.
We're going to the peg this weekend to get wasted and find some easy college poon.
by brandonmb April 23, 2005
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hell - frozen over in the winter, with a wicked local band scene and awesome summers!
by Anonymous October 18, 2003
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The capital city of Manitoba, Canada. Also known as "Winterpeg" because you can build a snowman by late October and it will last to early April. Gets deadly cold in the winter and bakin' hot in the summer. The four seasons are, Winter, Spring, Summer/Road Construction, and Fall. Was home of the Winnipeg Jets, but they got sold off to Pheonix (I think). Huge hockey/football town. Has 3 major teams, Hockey: Manitoba Moose, Football: Blue Bombers, Baseball: Goldeyes. Also has one shitty neighbourhood called the north end, plenty of Natives, drunks and gangs to mug and kill you there.
I should know because I live in the godforsaken place.
Burkus: FUCK MY BALLS ARE FROZEN!!!
Drunk Native Gangster: Yo B gimmi yo fuckin wallet!
Burkus: FUCK YOU, FUCK THE COLD, FUCK WINNIPEG!!!
by Burkus December 16, 2008
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A person who lives in Winnipeg,Manitoba and gets fucked by Mother Nature’s strap-on AKA the weather - despite the ‘Win’ in the word, this is a major L for those who reside in Winnipeg
Today we’re expecting to get Winnipegged with a mixture of rain and freezing snow
by Winnipegged_22 April 25, 2022
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commonly known as Winterpeg, is a very weird city in which it can get to +40 degrees celcius or -50 degrees celcius.
did you hear about winnipeg? this summer it was +40, but now its -50!
by Peeblo December 17, 2008
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