A Jeff Winger alternative to a very important promise.

Invented in the tv show Community by Jeff Winger.
Jeff Winger: Il get you 5 more customers by the end of this, and that’s a Winger Guarantee
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A hick, or an unintelligent country man who wears all camouflage. Most T Wingers are, in fact, fake. Usually grown up in the city, the T-winger gravitates towards hickdom once society rejects his uneducated views, slurred speech and brown teeth. T wingers are mostly hard to find because of their unique camouflage outfits they bought at Walmart.
Chadwhick Worthington: There's a floating head over there, my God!
Montgomery Hayward: Silly Chadwick good lad, that's just a T-Winger!
by Dawgy91837737 April 8, 2016
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A talented group of students located in the art wing of a high school that becomes family. Everyone gets along and everyone has their own outlet.
The F-wingers are the most awesomest and creative people I know.
by Doglover2015 November 2, 2020
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A communal poop taken by a sports team in the bathroom farthest from the locker room
"Where's Jack and Rapp?"
"They're taking a 4th winger."
by bleedingflames December 2, 2011
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Usually a person with an attraction to wings is known as a winger and depending on the intensity of the attraction they may be called hardcore, hence the name hardcore winger. It's a fetish where people find it pleasing to look at/have sex with someone who has wings and these types can range from angel to demon-like wings.The kink in itself is known as wing kink, and there are many hardcore wingers all around the world.
"I such a hardcore winger, but i'm too scared to tell anyone"

"If your looking for some decent wing porn go to webs.hardcorewings for hardcore wingers its got the best videos and pictures on the internet"
by wingkink January 1, 2012
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The act of putting Buffalo sauce on the penis prior to insertion/penetration of the pussy and/or anal cavity.
"Our sex life isn't spicy enough baby"
"We should spice'n things up ;) "

"Hot winger me baby! HOT WINGER ME!!!"

"aaaaaaaahhhhhhh"
by ReMiJE November 9, 2009
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Lovely people who'd better have you cut your funnies off, feed your babies with soy only or get your business robbed by lootesters than let you own a gun or go to a church.

Also, the totally unbiased advocates making lists of which races, genders and sexualities are eligible for a role in a movie, and which are not.
A: Left-wingers stand for peace and equality and diversity, you're taking it all wrong!
B: So everyone can get a gun to protect their home?
A: No, it's a police job!
B: But... you just defunded the cops?
A: YOU NAZI SCUM
by ZeroOfNil October 31, 2022
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