window warrior 

A term usually used in any prison or lockup situation where a person talks shit from behind the safety of a window in an attempt to look like a hard ass. The goal of the window warrior is to put up a facade that he wants to fight when in reality he does not.

Often conflicts occur in a rec yard or rec area. When the window warrior sees that there is someone who can beat his ass in the rec yard, he may start screaming and making gestures at the person to put on a display that he wants to fight. This will cause the correctional officer to keep the two separate at all times in the future to prevent the conflict, benefiting the window warrior because he doesn't have to face the conflict and get beat up or punked out in front of everyone. He can then continue to talk shit from behind the safety of his window while maintaining his tough image to his fellow inmates.

"He doesn't really want to fight. He's just a bitch ass window warrior."

window warrior by Goddunit December 9, 2008

window warrior 

a person who is so much of a bitch that they have to talk shit to people out of a car then drive off like they are hot shit only in reality they are little pussies

(a guy yells at some skateboarders)

boarder #1: dude that guy was a dick

boarder #2: yeah i know, i hate window warriors

window warrior by chunkyturk April 13, 2009

Window Warrior 

A paranoid tweaker who is constantly peeking out of windows for no apparent reason, searching for something that may or may not ever be there.

Stop being a fucking window warrior and get some sleep.

Window Warrior by Rudy and EM October 17, 2006

Window Warrior 

Window Warrior-

Someone that show signs of extreme paranoia.

Could be complications from having a paranoid personality, drug induced paranoia, paranoid schizophrenia, or can actually be the truth; an aftermath of paranoia may present itself for victims and survivors.

The term window warrior was from people with paranoia standing watch oftenly looking through a window. Can turn aggressive for any perceived threats.

The objection does differ from criminals, victims and survivors, to a persecuted minority watching windows looking for any signs of an opposition, predators, to even signs of oppression.

Becky- "That guy has been in his front yard all day." (while peeping outside through the blinds.)

Terry- "Omg you are such a window warrior."

Window Warrior by bbobcali661 June 6, 2023

Windows Warrior 

A person, that is rude or aggressive over the internet but not so in real life. The person in question is normally overweight and loves Call of duty.

At Work:
Luke: Shane, Shut Up!
Shane: Yes sir, sorry sir

Over Xbox Live:
Luke: Shane, stop moaning
Shane: "Shut up you retard il bang you with a cricket bat"
Luke: OMG, Your such a Windows Warrior

Windows Warrior by DeeJayMikeeeys July 2, 2011

Windows Defender Warrior

Someone who thinks all file flagged by Defender is a virus

Windows Defender Warrior: Grrrrr my very very safe app getting flag by windows defender, delete delete delete 😡

Windows Defender Warrior by Vlyzz123 July 15, 2026