window sex

When Jason's mom put her bare ass against glass caus everything else has ravaged it so hard Thats all Thats left To do.

Dude 1. Dude I totally had window sex last night
Dude 2. Yeah did she ask you to turn on the windshield wipers?

window sex by Robert plant February 8, 2014

Window shield Sexual 

When you are sexually attracted to windshields

For Example "Cassandra is window shield sexual."

Window shield Sexual by DC778 August 17, 2017

Sexy Window 

a) The period of attractiveness that occurs between your first drink and when you've had one too many. Characterized by confidence, humor and an easy manner.

b) A particularly attractive hole in a wall, often glazed with glass or plastic.

a)
"Have I got drunk face?

Yeah, your sexy window is definitely closed, man"

b)
"You'll notice that that the end of the corridor of this Classical period building has a particularly sexy window"

Sexy Window by pseudopete January 26, 2009

Sexual In Your Window

Acting out something sexual or communicating a sexual idea through your window.

Man, the teens in this neighborhood always run up to my house and start with their sexual in your windows. One even started to pretend to strip, right outside of my kitchen.

Sexual In Your Window by Windownator June 13, 2010

Windows seXP 

a nickname that can be used to cipher porno CDs and make it easy to give it to your friends.

person1: hey dude, i received one fine version of windows seXP.
person2: wow amazing!! give it to me i wanna install it on my machine.

Windows seXP by al zubur January 1, 2012

windowsexual 

A windowsexual is a person who is attracted to windows, he/she likes to fuck a window.
Men: Men like to stick their DICKS into the window.
Women: Women like to stick the window into their vagina.

Man: *enters bedroom*
*sees girlfriend getting fucked by a very sexy window*
Man: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH A FUCKING WINDOW!
Women: Oh god I'm so sorry that I let a window fuck me, he was too fucking hot.
Man: ARE YOU WINDOWSEXUAL!?
Women: I think so....
Man: *kills his girlfriend and then fucks the window*

windowsexual by wq.bi October 24, 2019

Windowsed 

What happens when you use Windows for too long (all at once or over periods of time) and you start to hate stuff. The first thing that is hated is computers, then your (seemingly) messy desk, then the fact that you can't lick your elbow (or other weird shit), then you hate the floor because it is sticky (even if you're wearing shoes), and then you'll hate your keyboard, mouse, speakers, etc., and then finally yourself.

I think you've been Windowsed.

Windowsed by Windoze Basher August 24, 2010