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willy washer 

a willy washer is when you pee in a urinal and some liquid (either water or urine) splashes back on you
dude i just went in to the bathroom and i got a total willy washer
willy washer by Conor Mc May 8, 2005

willy wisher

One who wishes for a willy; a "slut".
Girl 1: "dude you're such a willy wisher"
Girl 2: "I don't got a boyfriend, so ya, I am wishin' for a willy"
willy wisher by Willy wisher March 23, 2017

washed up willy nelson 

a dick that has had so much sexual arrousment in a short period of time that it is unable to carry on in its current physical state
"i had sex with three hoes and my wang has been limp all week

washed up willy-nelson 

a dick that has had so much sexual arousment, that he is incapable of carrying on
"i had sex three times this week and ive been as limp as a dead fish!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026