wil wheaton 

That one guy who whenever you play a game; video or board; fails miserably, especially if the game includes dice rolling.

Based off of Wil Wheaton, known as the king of shitty dice rolling.

Omg, that guy lost again. He's such a wil wheaton.

wil wheaton by knivestheshadowentity July 12, 2015

Wil Wheaton 

The greatest Farker ever.

Whenever Wil Wheaton comments in a Fark thread, the thread quickly goes to infinity.

Wil Wheaton by Flopsy December 23, 2004

wil wheaton 

Wil Wheaton is a brilliant fellow, well known for his work in Stand By Me, Toy Soldiers and (of course) Star Trek: The Next Generation. However, Wil also did (and does) astounding voice-over work for Teen Titans, the Secret of NIMH and Brother Bear. He is an accomplished author of two books: "Dancing Barefoot" and "Just a Geek."

In recent years, Wil has become a geek icon, connecting with self-proclaimed dorks around the world from his website, WilWheaton.net. He tours Trek, and computer-related conventions, and is devoted to his many fans.

He is also a comedian, a caring step-parent and husband and is dedicated to charity works and honest reflection.

1. "Wil Wheaton is a truly remarkable man."

2. "I listened to Wheaton's preformance last night, he was hilarious!"

3. "Wil is better than WFS anyway, screw him."

wil wheaton by DFein WilFan October 14, 2004

Wil Wheaton 

A full beard grown by someone who is known to be a geek.

"Look at Jared sporting his Wil Wheaton."

Wil Wheaton by NaasterChief February 19, 2012

Wil Wheaton 

The definitive Alpha Nerd, well known for his fondness for All things Star Trek, Star Wars, Dungeons & Dragons, & WoW.

The sun rose red over the bloodied field of battle, and there, amongst the shattered remains of D&D miniatures, Star Trek Prop replicas and discarded WoW timecards, stood motherfucking Wil Wheaton.

Wil Wheaton by Wheaton-worshipper January 21, 2011