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Wii sports 

A game on the Nintendo wii where you will always get beaten by a black guy named Matt he is undefeated and in some cases praised as lord
“I was playing wii sports earlier and I ran into Matt the messiah”.
Wii sports by Gayguymans72 January 31, 2019

Wii Sports 

The best Wii Game in History. Sadly, it is dominated by the tyrant Matt
Gonna play some wii sports with my homies

Wii Sports 

wii game where you swing the wiimote a lot and it leaves you worn out and sore as hell the next day.
Dude, after boxing on Wii Sports, I was so sore I couldn't get up the next morning!
Wii Sports by Nessykins :D December 12, 2008

Wii Sports 

Code for Sex If you know what i mean. The remote going up and down under the covers Like mario cleaning peachs pipe ehh ohh ehh ohh
*next to ur mom and ur friend* Son: Damn that was some crazy Wii sports last night bro! Friend: Yea she got the remote right? Son: Hellz Yah! Mom: What are you talking about? Son: A video game
Wii Sports by Flowerlily September 5, 2015

Wii sports matt 

So, you really thought that you were gonna beat the wii sports boxing champion and holy lord MATT?!?!?!?! well think again, bitch because you aren't beating this legend of a wii sports boxer
I got ass raped by wii sports matt in wii sports boxing

Wii Sports Resort 

The better alternative to Wii Sports, it’s main menu fucking slaps, and it has doggy frisbee, you can’t beat that