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Ride wife life good 

ride wife

life good
wife fight back
kill wife
wife gone
think about wife
regret
ayo ride wife life good tho
Ride wife life good by Nutmeister September 23, 2020

Cekodog Wife Life

The art of voluntarily becoming a submissive, emotionally dependent, 1950s-style housewife to someone who may not even be your partner.

A lifestyle where his happiness is your responsibility, his mistakes are your fault, and every act of disrespect becomes an opportunity to question your own worth.

No ring. No commitment. No dignity. Just wife-level responsibilities on an unpaid internship.
Example used in a sentence:

"She’s so deep into her Cekodog Wife Life that when he threw her cooking on the floor, she cried, apologised for the mess, and Googled 'How to become a better woman' while making him Milo ais."

Another example:
"Girl, that's not unconditional love. That's Cekodog Wife Life. You're not even his girlfriend, but you're already apologising for disappointing seven generations of his ancestors."
Cekodog Wife Life by Paraparakeet October 28, 2026

Life wife 

When a male lives with a female roomate and they are not in love. It is her civic duty to nag him about cleaning and taking out the trash.
She's is also responsible for giving him input about his life choices ( work relationshipso etc.)
Person 1: I always see those two out together are they dating?

Person 2: no that's just his roomate aka life wife.
Life wife by Mo vitt December 15, 2015

Life Wife 

A female's best female friend who have been friends so long and know each other so well they might as well be an old married couple. They've got each other's backs...for life.
Hi...this is my best friend Tina also known as my life wife.
Life Wife by Irishgirl358 January 31, 2017

happy wife happy life 

The theory that if your spouse is content and satisfied then you will be too. Also, studies suggest that happily married couples live longer.
"I'm a firm believer in happy wife happy life, so I kiss my wife everyday."

Army Wife & Mommy Life

A group of close knit women, created by Brittany Mease in Jan 2011. Advice and support is the backbone of the group.

I wear no uniforms, no blues or army greens,
But I am in the military in the ranks rarely seen.
I have no rank upon my shoulders.
Salutes I do not give.
But the military world is the place where I live.

I'm not in the chain of command, orders I do not get.
But my husband is the one that does,
this I cannot forget.
I'm not the one who fires the weapon,
who puts my life on the line.
But my job is just as tough. I'm the one that's left behind.

My husband is a patriot, a brave and prideful man
and the call to serve his country, not all can understand.
Behind the lines I see the things needed
to keep this country free.
My husband makes this sacrifice,
but so do our kids and me.

I love the man I married. Soldiering is his life.
But I stand among the silent ranks
Known as the military wife.

Dear Lord,
Give me the greatness of heart to see the difference between duty and his/her love for me.
Give me a task to do each day, to fill the time when he/she is away.
When he/she is in a foreign land, keep him/her safe in your loving hand.
And, when duty is in the field, please protect him/her and be his/her shield.
And Lord, when deployment is so long, please stay with me and keep me strong.
AMEN
Man, that Fort Hood Army Wife & Mommy Life group are a great group of women!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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