wienersoar

Wienersoar
/ˈwēnərˌsôr/
noun

When your wiener takes flight. An unassisted accession is an Immaculate Wienersoar.

The act of a wiener starting to fly.
"The wind lifted his hot dog into a wienersoar."
A reference to flying dachshunds.
"Dressed in mini aviator goggles, the dachshund achieved a wienersoar."

by Finnosaurus Flex October 30, 2023

Wienersprout

1. A pubic hair growing from the shaft of your penis

Shelly: Whats that thing that keeps tickling my throat when I go really far down?
Ned: Thats just one of my wienersprouts.

by Pearljammers August 9, 2009

wienerparty

A social occasion usually involving alcohol which either accidentally or intentionally is made up of only or nearly exclusively guys.

Intentional:
Bob: Man, this is such a wienerparty.
Jim: Yeah, great party isn't it? Girls suck.

Accidental:
Bob: Man, this is such a wienerparty.
Jim: Yeah, this party sucks. Let's go somewhere with girls.

by V2 December 23, 2004

wienersaurus

The wienersaurus is a creature from the Paleolithic era that stalks the earth in search of penis. This carnivore lurks in the grey area of the binary system (falling nine times out of ten into the zero catagory) and exploits drunken men. Quick to pounce, this cock-hungry creature is anything but shy and will stop at nothing to get what she wants; penis.
To this day, it is believed that a wienersaurus hunts by detecting the motion of fleeing victems. To evade a wienersaurus, remain motionless and mute, and sneak away at the most opportune moment.

Dude, why'd you bring Lisa? She grabbed my junk on the dance floor, tried to kiss me while she was talking to me, and keeps trying to mount me whenever I sit down. She's such a wienersaurus!
Well, I figured Jonny'd FUUUUCK 'ER!

*whisper* Shhhh! Quiet; don't move! WIENERSAURUS! Maybe it won't see us and it'll go away!

by Drew Rosenhaus October 30, 2008

wienersmack

often used to describe the process of slapping a person with the male sex organ. also see rooster slap, tea bag, or cock slap

also a derogitory term to describe a "douschbag" or an idiot

dude this guy passed out last night and i left a mushroom tattoo on his cheek after i wienersmacked him.

shut the fuck up wienersmack

by they call me kyle January 8, 2006

Wienersnatch

The act of snatching up one's own or another's penis, usually in an aggressive manner.

Don't make me wienersnatch you, Joe, better put your penis away for your own good.

by Bergin' October 16, 2019

Wienerson's Shaft Syndrome

An Acute "everyailment" of your "everyparts" that you just have to let everybody know about.

Oh dear .. avoid talking to him today he's been diagnosed with "Wienerson's Shaft Syndrome" and he just wants to tell everyone about it

by Nifty Lifty March 31, 2023