People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to affect, but actually, from a non-linier, non subjective point of view it is more like a big ball of wibbily wobbly timey wimey...stuff
Doctor Who (David Tennant)

for the use of wibbily wobbly timey wimey see definition, given by timelord David Tenant. From the television show Doctor Who

wibbily wobbly timey wimey by The Companion April 13, 2010

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wobbit

An insult refuring to a mixture between A Hobbit from Lord of the Rings and A Wookie from Starwars.

A wobbit has the characteristics big hairy feet and is vertically challenged from a hobbit and A hairy body, short temper and roar from a Wookie.

When my mum's just woken up she's a real wobbit

wobbit by Wobbithunter December 8, 2009

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wibbily wobbly timey wimey

Without a set form or order. Like the quantum mechanics model of the electron cloud. It is always shifting and never defined thoroughly. Popularized by the angels episode of doctor who.

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non subjective point of view it is more like a big ball of wibbily wobbly timey wimey...stuff

Doctor Who (David Tennant)

Schrodinger:"You are trying to tell me Electrons exist in a particular place Only if we can see them?? Otherwise they only exist as just energy? That's like saying if you put a cat in a box, and you can't see it, the cat is not a live or dead, cause you can't see it!"
de Broglie:"Exactly! We must put your analogy in ALL the textbooks"
Schrodinger:"That's some wibbily wobbly timey wimey bull shit"
de Broglie:"Its a region of probability"
Schrodinger:"That's what I said"

wibbily wobbly timey wimey by Rasha.Drapleck December 10, 2016

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Webbitis

A rare form of scivitis, which can strike you at any time. This disease has no known warning signs, symptoms or cure. It can render the victim unable to work for extended periods of time, but make seemingly miraculous recoveries, only to be stricken down again without warning.

The victim will be unable to communicate through standard means (such as speech) and will revert to primitive writings, usually communicated through text messages.

Named after the first know case, 'webb'itis has been one of the biggest causes of lost man hours at work over the last few years.

If you ever find out one of your colleagues has this condition, the only way to resolve this problem is a bullet. preferably in the head (of the victim, or yourself - whatever is easier)

''Hey wheres nathan today?''

''i'm not sure, i got a txt message saying 'sry nt in tdy', whatever the fuck that means?...'

''Ah crap, sounds like webbitis, ill get my gun...''

Webbitis by Aradoman October 5, 2006

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