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Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'd've's'ed't'nt's 

The really most superior version of the who variant more superior than whom'st'd've and whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es
Guy 1: aye bruh, u know Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'd've's'ed't'nt's ate my pizza rolls?
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: did I stutter?

whomst'd've's'nd 

A popular meme posted by obscure Instagram accounts, gaining popularity in early 2017. People use it to sound smart.
Jimmy: Tom, do you know who did this?
Tom: You mean, do I know whomst'd've's'nd did this? Yes, yes I do.
Jimmy: Stfu.

Doctor Whomst'd've's'nd't'y'all 

It's like Doctor Who, but for really smart people. Plus, it will extend your brain to the point where you'll become the universe
Person 1: Do you watch Doctor Who? I love that show!
Person 2: Nah m8, that show is for dumbasses like you. I watch Doctor Whomst'd've's'nd't'y'all, and that is THE SHIT!
Person 1: What the fuck

whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion's''ll 

When you're really smart and want to flaunt it
Person 1: Yo whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion's''ll did this, I would like to meet them
Person 2:...What the fuck did you say

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es 

The most superior variant of the "who" word variant, superior over Whomst'd've.
Guy 1: Hey man, can you tell me whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es took my shit?
Guy 2: ...What?

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' 

The word to end all words. Those who can spell it with the right punctuations in place will ascend to a higher plane of existence.
Spelling bee judge: "Spell whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' "
Kid: "Can you use it in a sentence?"

Spelling bee judge: "whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' is a very hard word to spell"