Whomptie 

An ugly girl whos lookin real cute all up on her facebook page, but when you invite her to your house you wanna kick her ass out. When the lights come on she needs a paper bag.

Big Steve: "I'm smoking with a whomptie..."
Young Fess: "Kick her ass out"

Whomptie by sswp September 10, 2011

whoptie doodle 

A delicious fat ass that you see one time in your life. It can be replaced if you see one that is of higher quality in the future, but it must be greatest ass you ever seen by your eyes.

Yo, Jenna over there got the Whoptie Doodle!

whoptie doodle by mdharia15 October 8, 2014

whooptie woo 

Noun: A multipurpose word that you can use when you cannot remember what your trying to say.

Hey,please pass me the....a..you know,the whooptie woo! Sitting on the table by you? You know, the thing I use to the weigh the herb with?

whooptie woo by Nickillyssa March 12, 2017

Whooptie-Fuckin-Doo 

The acknowledgement of a VERY useless situation.

An exclamation of whooptie-woo.
NO, really, blah, blah, blah, bla-fuckin-blah

So, if we pulled out of Iraq. They would own an extremely lrage, and hot desert. I mean, whooptie-fuckin-doo.

Would not be followed by an exclamation point.

Whooptie-Fuckin-Doo by 4mula97 November 15, 2005

Whooptie Whoo

Ect, Ect... Or Blah, BLah, blah,

I came in late last night and my girl was bitching and screaming, and all that whooptie whoo.

Whooptie Whoo by J . Fox September 9, 2003

Whooptie 

The slang term for a wax pen

Ayye, lets hotbox with the whooptie.

Whooptie by LordJübee XVI October 8, 2019

whooptie 

Another name for a caucasian girl (white girl) when you and your boy's don't want anyone else to know that you are talking about a white girl.

Hey dog look at that whooptie over there, she has a fat ass.

whooptie by Slim Ryder April 13, 2007