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white pine weevil 

a wiley little bastard that will get into your white pine stand and fuck shit up. They can grow up to 12 feet tall and 40 feet long but grow incredibly slowly and need to be left undisturbed for thousands of years to reach that height. Human death from white pine weevil is rare but has happened to a group of austrailian butt pirates who were using a white pine dildo infested with weevil.
Derek don't boof that white pine would get a white pine weevil in there.

White Pine County 

A county in central Nevada next to the Utah border. It’s county seat is Ely, and has the Humboldt-Toiyabe National Forest, The Great Basin National park, along with many other outdoor attractions. And BTW it is not by Las Vegas or Reno it is about 1- 7 counties away from each.
Me: I’m going to White Pine county Nevada next weekend.
Mark: oh so your going to Las Vegas?
Me: :/

white pineapple

The act of ejaculating inside of a pineapple and leave the cum in it leaving the insides white
Parker: hey idk what you did to the pineapple but it’s amazing Jackson: oh jeez blayne did the white pineapple again
Blayne: teehee
Parker: man it’s just.. idk it’s salty and it’s discolored but it’s just magnificent

Jackson and Blayne: Parker listen that’s pretty FUCKING GAY

white pine middle school

girl: should i go to white pine middle school?
boy: yes if your a crackhead

white pineapple

an exotic fruit dyed white.
I had a white pineapple for lunch from Barbados.
white pineapple by Maths Debator February 22, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026