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White men can't jump

Used to express the idea that white men can't jump as high as black men can on the basketball court. Also used to express the stereotype that white men can't play basketball that good.
White man: "Come on man! Let's go outside and play some basketball!"
Black man: "Bruh you know white men can't jump"
by Aj323__ July 9, 2016
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white men can't jump

a phrase often used in basketball, often when playing 2s and 1s with boys named rory
'oi rory, don't bother trying, white men can't jump!
by jackson mississippi ;) November 20, 2017
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white men cant jump theory

The bullshit theory that white people cant play sports, fight, rap, and overall suck. Mostly used by "gangstas" in the "hood". Coined by eminem in his book The Way I Am.
White boy: Yo lemme play ball wit' you guys

Black Boy: Hell no nigga, Crackas' cant play ball

White boy: Fuck you, that's White Men cant jump theory.
by Wade Zabell January 1, 2012
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White Men Can't Jump Theory

White Men Can't Jump Theory is a tale as old as gravity, due to the evolutionary trait of white people having less joints in their legs, they cannot jump the same height as minorites. Whenever they try and play hoops, it's classified as a hate crime and a medical emergency due to the sure fact their legs will give out after the last slam dunk.
"Hey look, Tyler's gonna dunk that basket!"

"Oh shit, forgot about White Men Can't Jump Theory."
by hygas September 28, 2022
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White men fight back!

When Trump supporters get upset at BLACK Americans for a white Mormon Trump supporter allegedly deleting Charlie Kirk. Despite there being no black people in Utah, somehow racist MAGA started chanting in the streets White men fight back!
"WHITE MEN FIGHT BACK!" after a white Trump supporter deletes another white Trump supporter in front of white people in the whitest republican mormon state of Utah. White men threaten HBCU.. because...white people?
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing November 1, 2025
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Dead White Men

Enigmatic figures in society, often pictured on currency, credited with 90% of all wrongs in society.
Dead White Men ate my father. How about you?
by Mimir September 23, 2003
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cis straight christian white men

Cis straight christian white men invented 95% of medicine and technology and started two world wars.
by John Milton Junior May 6, 2022
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