White Boy Syndrome - A state of mind that finds one attracted to only caucasian males with stereotypical characteristics such as blue or green eyes, blonde or brunette coloured hair, a jawline more structured than one's own life, a hint of a beard (or in some cases, full on Chewbacca faces) and an overly-emotional side that tends to come out at night, preferably under the stars.
In some rare occasions, the object of attraction may be an ordinary caucasian with no striking features, but caucasian nonetheless.
In some rare occasions, the object of attraction may be an ordinary caucasian with no striking features, but caucasian nonetheless.
"Oh my God, he's so cute!"
"Who, that blonde guy?"
"Yes!"
"Eh. He's okay I guess."
"OH MY GOD! LOOK! There's another one beside that Volkswagen!"
"The brunette?"
*Hisses* "YESSSSSSSS"
"Honey, you've got a SERIOUS case of the White Boy Syndrome."
"I do not ha-- Lawd have mercy that one has BLUE EYES!"
*Sighs deeply* "C'mon, time to go."
"But he was just about to smile!"
"Who, that blonde guy?"
"Yes!"
"Eh. He's okay I guess."
"OH MY GOD! LOOK! There's another one beside that Volkswagen!"
"The brunette?"
*Hisses* "YESSSSSSSS"
"Honey, you've got a SERIOUS case of the White Boy Syndrome."
"I do not ha-- Lawd have mercy that one has BLUE EYES!"
*Sighs deeply* "C'mon, time to go."
"But he was just about to smile!"
by PopMyCherry January 4, 2016
A brown girl who grew up in the West with western schooling, western outlook but brown conservative parents and an eastern sub community . She is confused about her life choices because she is perpetually exposed to western values and all she can do is live by her eastern upbringing. As an adult she seeks the same thing. A charming, cute, funny white boy and she looks for him in brown men because only they can have the parents blessings. All she seeks is the cute white guy in a brown skin.
My cousin in the US is not yet married because she does not find brown guys interesting, funny or intellectual. I think she is suffers from white boy syndrome. She keeps comparing every guy to her last two boyfriends - Jack and Michael.
by Chutzpah88 November 1, 2020
The obsession with white boys romantically.
by KTTheScammer December 15, 2018
A charming male, usually around 6'6", that has been blessed with irresistible looks. Usually has eyes that are so deeply blue you could drown in them, facial hair that's as soft as a pillow, and posseses a tranquil personality. Throughout recent years, scientist have studied closely the likelihood of being born with White Boy Syndrom (commonly abbreviated as WBS). They've concluded that out of the current world population, which is currently estimated to be roughly around 7 billion, that only one adult male residing in southern California has been diagnosed with this WBS. Wayne Rogers is his name. When scientist first discovered Wayne they were in awe. "Goddamn, this man right here is a gift from God" - Scientist.
by Diagnosed with WBS September 18, 2019
A deadly disease that afflicts Tall White Boys, mostly seen in those 5'10" (178 cm) or above and who play a sport of some kind. Those ridden by the disease are of college age, and are usually studying a management or business degree or are in over their heads on an engineering pursuit. Tall White Boy Syndrome's symptoms manifest most readily in cohorts. That it to say, the more Tall White Boys there are in a group, the more likely you are to see signs of Tall White Boy Syndrome. You can tell if someone is affected by Tall White Boy Syndrome by the way they act around other Tall White Boys: If incessant talk about "bitches" and "hoes" proceeds, with multiple jokes or harsh comments made about race, queer folk, or women, they most likely suffer form Tall White Boy Syndrome.
Symptoms include:
Wearing pit vipers, boatshoes, crocs, white Nike tube socks, Air Force 1s, Lululemon shorts, Vineyard Vines, etc.
Engaging in "locker room talk" and saying vile things that they wouldn't dare say to their mother, sister, or girlfriend
Inviting girls out to drink at 10:00 PM on a Tuesday night
Dropping slurs like there's no tomorrow
Fighting other Tall White Boys after drinking one too many Trulys
Taking off their shirt at every possible opportunity, most commonly during beach volleyball games
Tall White Boy Syndrome can happen to any type of Tall White Boy, but is most commonly seen in gym influencers, frat boys, or lacrosse players.
Symptoms include:
Wearing pit vipers, boatshoes, crocs, white Nike tube socks, Air Force 1s, Lululemon shorts, Vineyard Vines, etc.
Engaging in "locker room talk" and saying vile things that they wouldn't dare say to their mother, sister, or girlfriend
Inviting girls out to drink at 10:00 PM on a Tuesday night
Dropping slurs like there's no tomorrow
Fighting other Tall White Boys after drinking one too many Trulys
Taking off their shirt at every possible opportunity, most commonly during beach volleyball games
Tall White Boy Syndrome can happen to any type of Tall White Boy, but is most commonly seen in gym influencers, frat boys, or lacrosse players.
"And then after I explained to him that I was asexual, he told me that I just hadn't had good enough sex yet. Then he said that he could 'fix me'!! What the FUCK!"
"Oh yeah, that's definitely Brock. He suffers from Tall White Boy Syndrome."
"Well, yeah, I'm fine with gay people, I just wish that they didn't make being gay their whole personality!"
"Hmmm... I sense a severe case of Tall White Boy Syndrome."
If you see a Tall White Boy make casual jokes about sexually harassing "that hot chick over there", they most likely suffer from Tall White Boy Syndrome.
"Oh yeah, that's definitely Brock. He suffers from Tall White Boy Syndrome."
"Well, yeah, I'm fine with gay people, I just wish that they didn't make being gay their whole personality!"
"Hmmm... I sense a severe case of Tall White Boy Syndrome."
If you see a Tall White Boy make casual jokes about sexually harassing "that hot chick over there", they most likely suffer from Tall White Boy Syndrome.
by AverageHeightMan July 8, 2022
A caucasian man that is attracted to women outside of his race and sexually unable to keep his partner satisfied.
Or
He sexually releases way too fast before his partner. He is way too excited or can't control himself. Unable to slow his sexual pace down with his partner.
Or
He sexually releases way too fast before his partner. He is way too excited or can't control himself. Unable to slow his sexual pace down with his partner.
He: Ummm..I'm going to cum!
She: We just started!
He: Ugghhh .....
She: (silent)....what just happened?
He: I don't know....I'm sorry. It was so wet.
She: You have WBS, white boy syndrome.
He: what? What is that?
She: Take your time, you are too excited. Get to know the body and master it. Dont just fuck. Make love.
He: If I do this ...then what?
She: You will become a professional and not a typical white boy who can't handle amazing pussy! 😇
She: We just started!
He: Ugghhh .....
She: (silent)....what just happened?
He: I don't know....I'm sorry. It was so wet.
She: You have WBS, white boy syndrome.
He: what? What is that?
She: Take your time, you are too excited. Get to know the body and master it. Dont just fuck. Make love.
He: If I do this ...then what?
She: You will become a professional and not a typical white boy who can't handle amazing pussy! 😇
by ManwithAmind March 10, 2021
When a white boy makes racial comments over random internet nonsense due to emotional damage of his girl leaving him for a BBC.
Tyler: here's your baby daddy ladies, I bet you're proud!
Susie: just stop tyler, you should get some help for that bitter white boy syndrome!
Susie: just stop tyler, you should get some help for that bitter white boy syndrome!
by StahhpIT February 7, 2018