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white van scam 

Scam in which the mark is approached in public, typically in a strip mall or gas station parking lot. The version of the scam has different "stories" that go with it but the basic version is that guys work for some type of audio equipment company and have obtained by somebodys mistake an extra set of speakers that they need to sell for cash right away. They have phony invoices and warranties. The sticker on the speaker box will usually be between $2000-$3000. They will try to get $200-$500 for them. Of course when the mark buys them and takes them home, they are junk and sound worse than a clock radio, sometimes they damage the equipment they are plugged into. Commonly the brand name on the speaker is similar to a real high end speaker brand name, but not identical. Genesis seems to be a popular one, but their are others. The scam in so named because the perps usually are in a rented white van..
Ed started telling me about the great deal he got on speakers at the gas station, when I interrupted and asked if the brand was Genesis...and they he said... Ya, how did you know? White van scam dude.
white van scam by Teabag August 1, 2007
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White van syndrome

A syndrome that can occur on (white) van drivers due to their low education level, low salary, hurry and loneliness. It appears in anger, aggressiveness and nervousness, which often causes a van driver to speed, make dangerous maneuvers and rage against other road users, especially pedestrians and cyclists.

A person having white van syndrome is called 'white van man'.
Jack: "Let me tell you what happened to me this morning. I was riding a bike when suddenly a speeding white van driver almost crashed into me. Then he came out of his van, kicked me over and shouted at me. I don't understand what the hell is wrong with these van drivers!"
Matt: "It's called 'white van syndrome', my friend! It's a common problem among van drivers."

back at it again with the white vans

Something you say after saying damn daniel or if you spot someone wearing white vans.
Daniel: *wears white vans*
Josh: "Damn Daniel, back at it again with the white vans!"

white vans 

hippie shoes most commonly worn by white kids named daniel
Kid: Damn Daniel, back at it again with the white vans
Daniel: Shut the fuck up
white vans by D. Showerhandel July 10, 2016

white vans 

Shoes that the Damn Daniel guy wears.
Not to be confused with the shady kidnapping white vans.
Josh: Damn Daniel, wearing those white vans again?
Daniel: Lol yeah.
white vans by TrashPandaz August 24, 2016