by NotMe( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) September 28, 2017
White Knight is a noun, synonymous with cuck and beta male.
White Knights are a common breed of basement dwellers that desperately attempt to woo and appease any girl they encounter, typically to signal virtue and resemble a knight in shining armor. These people are generally lonesome and sexually depraved, so much so that they're willing to contort their personality and say things that they internally cringe at. They will not contradict one thing a girl says, and endlessly agree with her like a shallow yesman. If a lot of attention is
** Not every male who compliments a girl is a white knight, although unwarranted compliments are a major symptom of white knightery. **
White Knights are a common breed of basement dwellers that desperately attempt to woo and appease any girl they encounter, typically to signal virtue and resemble a knight in shining armor. These people are generally lonesome and sexually depraved, so much so that they're willing to contort their personality and say things that they internally cringe at. They will not contradict one thing a girl says, and endlessly agree with her like a shallow yesman. If a lot of attention is
** Not every male who compliments a girl is a white knight, although unwarranted compliments are a major symptom of white knightery. **
Amanda: I'm so upset Jeremiah cheated on me...
Paul: Oh, Jeremiah? Yeah, he's a total asshole. I know you'll find someone better soon though.
Derek: - Whispering to Paul - Paul, quit your white knighting, we both know you're trying to get laid.
Paul: No, you don't understand. I'm concerned for Amanda.
Derek: Riiiight, why would you suddenly give a damn about Amanda now? You two don't even hang out, and have you even MET Jeremiah?
Paul: - Is lying - Yes, I did meet Jeremiah. He's a shrimpy dude who acts like a tough guy, you can tell with one glance that he's a wifebeater.
Derek: Jeremiah's fuckin' 6'4 dude... what the hell you mean "He's a shrimpy dude"?
- Paul is rendered speechless and exposed for the white knight he is. -
Paul: Oh, Jeremiah? Yeah, he's a total asshole. I know you'll find someone better soon though.
Derek: - Whispering to Paul - Paul, quit your white knighting, we both know you're trying to get laid.
Paul: No, you don't understand. I'm concerned for Amanda.
Derek: Riiiight, why would you suddenly give a damn about Amanda now? You two don't even hang out, and have you even MET Jeremiah?
Paul: - Is lying - Yes, I did meet Jeremiah. He's a shrimpy dude who acts like a tough guy, you can tell with one glance that he's a wifebeater.
Derek: Jeremiah's fuckin' 6'4 dude... what the hell you mean "He's a shrimpy dude"?
- Paul is rendered speechless and exposed for the white knight he is. -
by AvexusDev July 3, 2017
A person (usually a male) who sees the typical maiden in distress, and believes that he can help her. A male version of the "mother figure" that some girls become.
White knight term can also be applied to a person participating in online forum who is not tasked with moderating it, but engages in the activity nonetheless - so-called backseat modding. The underlying causes for the behaviour are the same - person is anthropomorphising the forum and sees it as a "maiden in distress" and charges to the rescue.
White knight term can also be applied to a person participating in online forum who is not tasked with moderating it, but engages in the activity nonetheless - so-called backseat modding. The underlying causes for the behaviour are the same - person is anthropomorphising the forum and sees it as a "maiden in distress" and charges to the rescue.
"Why is he going out with her? She's broken, and a little crazy."
"The fool's just being a White Knight."
"The fool's just being a White Knight."
by ahawtf June 29, 2012
A White Knight is a type of male that will do anything for a female. This includes many things such as; ignoring your friends to talk to girls, breaking the bros before hoes code, hanging out with girls more than your bros, defending all females for no apparent or clear reason and lying to your friends and family to be with females.
by WetSpagheteronio December 1, 2019
White Knighting typically occurs when their are two men and one girl. White Knighting is easy to spot and very annoying when you are trying to get laid with a crappy wingman.
White Knighting is when one man is trying to get a girl into his bed while in the same area as his friend, his friend (if he is a White Knight) will typically attempt to disperse the conversation by presenting his chivalrous words such as: "Have some respect for women, Johnny" or "Miss, he's just trying to get laid" while simultaneously attempting to get laid himself by showing respect to the women. A White Knight will never act chivalrous when he is not around another guy.
White Knighting is when one man is trying to get a girl into his bed while in the same area as his friend, his friend (if he is a White Knight) will typically attempt to disperse the conversation by presenting his chivalrous words such as: "Have some respect for women, Johnny" or "Miss, he's just trying to get laid" while simultaneously attempting to get laid himself by showing respect to the women. A White Knight will never act chivalrous when he is not around another guy.
Jim: Hey babe, you wanna go back to my place? I'll make you some food.
Lancelot: Jim, your just trying to sleep with her, I see this every time we go out
Girl: Excuse me? I'm not a slut. (leaves)
Jim: What the hell Lancelot, quit your White Knighting, I was about to get laid.
Lancelot: Dude I know! We should totally go out again tomorrow! I'm about to get that girls number, she's totally into me.
Lancelot: Jim, your just trying to sleep with her, I see this every time we go out
Girl: Excuse me? I'm not a slut. (leaves)
Jim: What the hell Lancelot, quit your White Knighting, I was about to get laid.
Lancelot: Dude I know! We should totally go out again tomorrow! I'm about to get that girls number, she's totally into me.
by Lord_Edward October 27, 2009
A beta male who goes out of his way to defend all women (commonly when she is insulted by someone online). They are desperate to get laid and defend women in hopes of the woman having pity of him and offering the white knight sex as a reward.
spoiler alert: they never get offered sex by the women they defend, they will probably spend their lives completely alone in hopes of having sex with one of the women they defend
spoiler alert: they never get offered sex by the women they defend, they will probably spend their lives completely alone in hopes of having sex with one of the women they defend
1- That looser is a white knight
2- Stop white knighting you fucking virgin
3- That idiot is acting like a white knight
2- Stop white knighting you fucking virgin
3- That idiot is acting like a white knight
by thot_slayer 69 March 23, 2020
A male that sports white undies and works a physical job or competes in physical activities, the likely hood of sweeting and secreting "assbutter" would inevitably leave fecal stains within the white undies left for the wife or girlfriend to stare at disgust.
"Olny the bravest traverse the gauntlet of white undies" The White Knight
"Olny the bravest traverse the gauntlet of white undies" The White Knight
"I seen Ralph after rugby practice slip on some white undies hes fucking brave !
"yeah thats what you call doing a white knight"
"Knight in shinning undies haha"
"yeah thats what you call doing a white knight"
"Knight in shinning undies haha"
by ICEsmoke September 14, 2018