A word used by 11 year olds(although most commonly used by "swaggy" 15 year olds who are too cool for school)who do not seem to have the time to spell properly or look at an actual dictionary.
dude 1: bruhhhh, she was olny ther fo likere, a littlesecond dude 2: Kill me.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.