If you think White Castle has the best burger in the Tri-State area you must stay stoned 24/7 you morons, or you just have not ever eaten at ANY other place that serves ahmburgers.
by nick123 June 10, 2006
by Doyle February 11, 2004
One of the most stinky and wettest shits in existence, the White Castle shit is the insanely powerful crap you take after consuming those grease wad burgers from the White Castle food chain. Characteristics of a White Castle shit include:
1.Having to hover above the bowl from time to time while shitting in order to avoid being hit by your own fecal debris that reflects off of the interior walls of the toilet
2.Preview Farts that smell so much like White Castle
Burgers that it can make other people in the room hungry
3.Shit that sticks to the bowl so bad that you have to use your roommate’s toothbrush to scrub it off
1.Having to hover above the bowl from time to time while shitting in order to avoid being hit by your own fecal debris that reflects off of the interior walls of the toilet
2.Preview Farts that smell so much like White Castle
Burgers that it can make other people in the room hungry
3.Shit that sticks to the bowl so bad that you have to use your roommate’s toothbrush to scrub it off
Person X:"Sniff, sniff, oooohh who bought white castle? Throw me a burger I am so hungry."
Person Y:"I would give you one but they are in my bowels at the moment; that was just a fart you smelling. I am going to have to blast out a white castle shit in a minute or two so if you wanna use the bathroom, do it now."
Person X: "Its all yours man; I think I am going to get a sack of ten."
Person Y:"I would give you one but they are in my bowels at the moment; that was just a fart you smelling. I am going to have to blast out a white castle shit in a minute or two so if you wanna use the bathroom, do it now."
Person X: "Its all yours man; I think I am going to get a sack of ten."
by old man withers November 11, 2006
The result of eating too many white Castle Slyders. For some, the effects hit them instantly, however the actual hangover is when you wake up the next morning with your stomach bubbling and your bowels ready to blow, wondering "what the hell did I eat last night?"
guy: Damn, I got the runs
guy 2:No, what you got is a white castle hangover
guy: How many did I eat last night?
guy 2: Shit 'dawg', you ate a whole crave case.
guy 2:No, what you got is a white castle hangover
guy: How many did I eat last night?
guy 2: Shit 'dawg', you ate a whole crave case.
by Zabi August 4, 2005
by bobcat37 March 16, 2009
Madison and Lawerence: Amrin, is that a White Castle Burger?!
Amrin: IT IS NOT A WHITE CASTLE BURGER!?!?!?!
Amrin: IT IS NOT A WHITE CASTLE BURGER!?!?!?!
by A Scholar March 7, 2017
The one heavier friend that always brags about how much he can eat, despite the information being universally not cared for.
"Hey guys- I bet I could order and eat 7 craving boxes from Taco Bell if we went right now."
"Jeffery, shut the fuck up you fatass White Castle Knight, your over-eating is unsettling to say the least."
"Jeffery, shut the fuck up you fatass White Castle Knight, your over-eating is unsettling to say the least."
by Mickey Terf May 24, 2019