Belly Wheat

N. First used by Jack Kerouac. Probably refers to the topmost fluff of a girl's pubic hair, if she doesn't shave.

Dude, that girl's belly wheat really freaked me out, but Kerouac seemed to like it, so it's all cool.

by One dude. May 22, 2009

Honey Wheat

Arguably the best sandwich bread in the world.

"Hey Jeff, let's make a honey wheat sammich before we hit the road."

by Nightcrawler March 27, 2003

Wheat Beans

The most vegan thing a vegan can eat

Me: What’s in that drink Sam?
Sam: Almond milk and wheat beans
Me: You’re the best vegan there is!

by CubeDweller August 29, 2018

Whore Wheat

Wheat grown by some prostitutes.

Your bread is made of whore wheat.

by Shiine-1 April 12, 2022

Wheat Thicks

When you make an Oreo, but instead of a chocolate cookie and icing-substance, you instead use a pair of wheat thins and spray cheese.

This Terrifies the German.

"I'm making Wheat Thicks for my next D&D session, Do you think it's more 'murican to use American flavored spray cheese, or cheddar-flavored-but-contains-no-actual-cheddar?"

by Smallwise OGee January 25, 2022

wheat moon

What farmers call the Harvest Moon. Primarily wheat farmers.

Molly: Mom theres a wheat moon tonight, does that mean the farmers can harvest their crops?
Chrissy: Back in my day we called it a Harvest moon, but whatever, potato tomato.

by bostoncasey September 14, 2019

wheat penis

some call it a "weanus". it is nearly identical to a penis, except it is made of wheat instead of pure, 100% penis for all you gluten-free people out there.

I had the best wheat penis for lunch this morning.

by jimbobbibob February 21, 2016