noun: The place where before football games a cop hands you a cup for beer, and says "Enjoy the game", where it is becoming acceptable to burn couches and drink with professors. The place where everyone is 21 no matter what your REAL ID says. Occassionally attend class, and when you do you are still hungover or drunk. Sadly where you have to depend on a crappy transportation system, the PRT which is guarnteed to make you late for class. And no matter where you go its uphill BOTH ways.
by Kelly Fletcher February 12, 2005
Called WVU for short, it's the biggest party school in the country. Half the people there are total rednecks, and ALL the people there are raging alcoholics. A good place to go if you want the full-out college experience without silly distractions like classes getting in the way.
Boss: "Now it says here on your resume that you attended West Virginia University for four years. How was that?"
You: "I don't remember."
You: "I don't remember."
by Nick D August 09, 2004
Located in Morgantown, West Virginia, this school is home to the world's finest couch burners. They usually have a pretty decent football team and basketball team, although the 2009-2010 basketball team won the Big East Championship and made it to the NCAA Final Four. Many innocent couches were burned those nights.
Their biggest sports rival is whoever they happen to be playing that night, though they do particularly hate Pitt, and will usually shout "Eat shit Pitt" at games. The fans offten times make sports center because of their heckling tactics (which include shouting the name of a coach's misstress) and throwing trash onto the floor and at players from the other school. The rowdy fans are offten times from New Jersey, but can be just about anyone from the school if they're playing Pitt. They burn couches and sing "Country Roads" after every game.
Their biggest sports rival is whoever they happen to be playing that night, though they do particularly hate Pitt, and will usually shout "Eat shit Pitt" at games. The fans offten times make sports center because of their heckling tactics (which include shouting the name of a coach's misstress) and throwing trash onto the floor and at players from the other school. The rowdy fans are offten times from New Jersey, but can be just about anyone from the school if they're playing Pitt. They burn couches and sing "Country Roads" after every game.
Mom- What should we do with this old couch?
Dad- Hey, let's send it to our son that goes to West Virginia University that way he has something to burn after the game!
Dad- Hey, let's send it to our son that goes to West Virginia University that way he has something to burn after the game!
by Em K. 723 November 26, 2010
The most pockmarked, shitty campus in the world. Not built for the amount of students that go here, as is evidenced by the traffic problems inherently caused by 1 (one) road going through campus.
by SB February 15, 2005
Community college located in Morganhole, WV. This college has one of the highest populations of gay males in the country. WVU also has a large following of retards. Many of the fans are delusional with lots of talk about non-existent championships. New head coach is possible mutant.
by Steve Slaton January 10, 2009
Also known as “WVU” by its students, who don’t know how to spell West Virginia, this alcoholic university is located in Morgantown, WV, and coincidentally its acceptance rate of 88% is around equal to the average IQ of one of its students. Nothing matters more to a Mountaineer than drinking beer, getting piss drunk, and then throwing those beer cans when something doesn’t go their way, which is normally in the form of a football or basketball loss to its archrival, Pitt. In fact, even the (former) basketball coach loves drinking, as ex-coach Bob Huggins was pulled over in Pennsylvania with a staggering .26 BAC. If you are looking for a safety school, or just really want to never be sober, WVU is perfect for you. Despite the high acceptance rate, rumor has it that you WILL be DNA tested to make sure you are related to around 3/4 of the student body, to keep the cousin-fucking tradition alive. The school is well known for its “eat shit Pitt” chants (they are only capable of stringing together 4 words at maximum), and their constant singing of Country Roads by John Denver, a song that is actually about WESTERN Virginia, and not West Virginia, but don’t tell that to a WVU fan because you will get fists swung at you. Students live for the Backyard Brawl, but will normally just drink on any occasion at any time of day. Can’t blame them, there isn’t much else to do in West Virginia besides leave. The last good thing that came out of WVU was Tavon Austin. That’s it.
Guy 1: “Dude what are you laughing at?”
Guy 2: “I let my 7 year old brother do my West Virginia University application and he fucking got in on scholarship”
Guy 2: “I let my 7 year old brother do my West Virginia University application and he fucking got in on scholarship”
by Kidnamedfinger13 December 24, 2024