A website for the depressed who are looking for someone. A profile picture could look hot but is fake. The statistics and stories that you see on ads are a bunch of bull. 80% of the people on these sites are fat chicks, 19.9% are creepy perverts, and the .1% are desperate people looking getting their hopes up for nothing.
Guy 1: So I went on this girl I met on a dating website last night.
Guy 2: Wow..., ummm...cool?
Guy 1: She is coming here soon.
Guy 2: Well, good luck.
Fat chick bursts through wall.
Guy 2: Hey! Is that her?
by Jackie Chan>Chuck Norris November 5, 2010
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n. A website that is deliberately designed to use too many computer resources to do a simple task, usually causing browser crashes and freezes.

Named after Rube Goldberg's "Goldberg Machines."
Man, my browser has spent most of its time locked up ever since YouTube became a Goldberg Website.
by The Ceej February 16, 2013
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When you're searching some unknown phrase your friend sent you on discord on urban dictionary and end up learning obsolete sex terms from the year 2000
Friend 1: hey have you watched monty python's flying circus?
Friend 2 (ud user): flying circus? Isn't that like some weird satanic sex act?
Friend 1: tf you talking about, i was talking about the show

Friend 2: yeah right

this website sucks
by caniusethisusernameplease December 7, 2021
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website that changes it name often and uses random letters and numbers for its website and domain that way its truely untraceable and its often contains unlimited knowledge about everything stuff that would normally take years of schooling to learn about can be reduced down to a few simple hours minutes or days all laid out in simple universal blueprints giving any individual the ability to assume any role or responsibility ever the websites are often kept in the dark and only shared with confidential associates only for example intelligence field agents
An intelligence officer used a rolling website to learn how to assume the role of a subject field for example a doctor
by Chuck the Ninja November 27, 2019
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You probably use this shit website, because your school blocked Twitter. Stay off Twitter & find God.
by Lean Elizabeth II March 7, 2022
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