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waterwheel 

When one man licks the rim of the butthole of another man
I'm going to give you a waterwheel tonight

Jovian Waterwheel

The act of Flicker Gooning underwater/in space, where ones own ejaculation causes the gooner to be propelled. Named after the fact that because of the penis' position relative to the gooners center of mass, the gooner will start uncontrollably spinning. Due to the low gravity and drag nature of the environment, the spinning motion often results in the rotation of body into your own seed. Trained Flicker Gooners have used this technique to trap air bubbles while in the deep, letting them naturally spin into and consume their own jizz air and prolonging their staying-power.
Jerma: Isn't it dangerous for someone to stay out in the europan waters for so long without an air tank?

Lukas: Nah, thats our trained flicker gooner Pano, he's using the Jovian Waterwheel technique to trap air so he can breath for much longer.

watercheese 

a taste that is odd or undefined.mainly in a bad way.
the cookie that casey ate tasted a lot like watercheese.
watercheese by CelestialSD March 28, 2007

Dutch Water Wheel

A combination of a dutch windmill and soggy biscuit, where each man in the circle holds his penis with his right hand, puts his left hand on the man to his left's right wrist and makes him masturbate. They all ejaculate onto a stroopwafel, and the person on the right of the last man to ejaculate must eat the stroopwafel.
Simon - "Let's get some friends round and we can have a Dutch Water Wheel!"
Findlay - "We'll need at least four guys."
Dutch Water Wheel by Cryogenic April 29, 2015

religion of watersheep

The religion of Watersheep was created by two very important people in Minecraft, PewDiePie & Watersheep. Watersheep is an official religion created in Bro Land. This religion was founded in June 23, 2019 after Watersheep was tormented and beaten by someone who loved him then killed him, but Watersheep was resurrected he then was held in the council of Water-sheep were PewDiePie worshiped him and he was responsible for every thing that happens to Bro Land. Then later that year PewDiePie had to make the great sacrifice, he had to blow up the council of Watersheep, but since Watersheep is a god he can not be killed, there for watersheep is still watching over us. "WaterSheep was like a father to me, I loved him like my son." -PewDiePie
Religion of WaterSheep- A religion created bye PewDiePie

water wheel 

The act of ejaculating inside your partner's vagina/anus, then having them squat over your face, allowing your semen to dribble into your mouth, finally you spit your semen into your partner's mouth, completing the circle. Coined the water wheel because of the circular nature of the semen's voyage.

Thought by many to be Terry Schiavo's final sexual act.
Unable to convince his wife to eat real food, Mr. Schiavo resorted to supplying his wife with protein supplements via the water wheel.

water wheel by le mustache! November 6, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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