waterniggas is health movement originated from Reddit. Its members enjoy drinking only pure, fresh water and avoid any other drinks, soft or hard.
A waternigga (not to be confused with the racial slur, as members may be of any race or gender) can be recognised from their hydrated appearance and general attractivity, as water keeps them healthy and in a great shape. When you offer them a soda or coffee, they will politely refuse while enjoying a tasty sip of fresh, cold water from their stylish reusable bottle, then they will proceed with the quality and pleasant conversation you had been having.
A waternigga will never try to force their behaviour on you, as they are very tolerant and peaceful. However, after spending only a little time with them, you will start to feel a sudden urge to never taste a single sip of any other drink than crystal clear water until the rest of your life. He may invite you to have a glass with him, in that case it’s unlikely that you will resist.
The r/waterniggas subreddit has been the home of all waterniggas for a long time, however on April 19 2019, the subreddit was controversially quarantined by the Reddit mods, with the reason for such action described very vaguely. As of making this article, the subreddit is switched to "private" by the moderators to execute some internal changes and solve the situation.
A waternigga (not to be confused with the racial slur, as members may be of any race or gender) can be recognised from their hydrated appearance and general attractivity, as water keeps them healthy and in a great shape. When you offer them a soda or coffee, they will politely refuse while enjoying a tasty sip of fresh, cold water from their stylish reusable bottle, then they will proceed with the quality and pleasant conversation you had been having.
A waternigga will never try to force their behaviour on you, as they are very tolerant and peaceful. However, after spending only a little time with them, you will start to feel a sudden urge to never taste a single sip of any other drink than crystal clear water until the rest of your life. He may invite you to have a glass with him, in that case it’s unlikely that you will resist.
The r/waterniggas subreddit has been the home of all waterniggas for a long time, however on April 19 2019, the subreddit was controversially quarantined by the Reddit mods, with the reason for such action described very vaguely. As of making this article, the subreddit is switched to "private" by the moderators to execute some internal changes and solve the situation.
A: "Hey did you know that C is a waternigga?"
B: "Damn, I knew it! He is SUCH a nice guy and looks really healthy"
C: "Hello, how are you gentlemen? May I invite you for a round or two of fresh tasty water in a bar nearby?"
A: "Hell yeah man!"
B: "I love water!"
B: "Damn, I knew it! He is SUCH a nice guy and looks really healthy"
C: "Hello, how are you gentlemen? May I invite you for a round or two of fresh tasty water in a bar nearby?"
A: "Hell yeah man!"
B: "I love water!"
by j1ggl April 20, 2019
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A water nigga can be identified by the water bottles they carry around.
Benefits of being a water nigga include improved concentration, greater stamina, and generally improved health.
A water nigga can be identified by the water bottles they carry around.
Benefits of being a water nigga include improved concentration, greater stamina, and generally improved health.
- Did you see Joe over there, carrying that big 5 gallon jug of water?
- Yeah, he's a total water nigga. When he goes to pee he doesn't even need to flush because his piss is so clear from all the water he drinks.
- Yeah, he's a total water nigga. When he goes to pee he doesn't even need to flush because his piss is so clear from all the water he drinks.
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