wat

Sounds like an old lady.

Yaya: grandma how is u
Grandma: WATTTT
Grandma: WATTT U SAY SONNY???
Grandma: WATTTT SPEAK UP

by yayafest January 22, 2009

wat

This word means "what" usually to people who are lazy to write a 4 letter word on their keyboard on their phone/computer...

You: "See the new movie?"
Friend: "wat movie??"
You: "You forgot!!"
Friend: "WAT? WAT MOVIE?!"
You: "Nevermind"

by OvenBakeG January 18, 2016

wat

A pat of butter can also be called a wat of butter.

Hey Paul can you pass me a wat of butter?

by LunaMoon14 October 10, 2015

wat

when someone is too lazy to type "what?"

Guy 1: "You fucking suck bro!"
Guy 2: "Wat"

by FatFedoraGuy.lele November 19, 2015

wat

Wat(v): Being cute, slutty as fuck

Girl: wat
Manly Black Cock: Stop being cute bitch ass nig
Girl: OMG FUCK YOU 4D5E6F

by Nodda4me March 25, 2005

Wat the

Mr. Quisno's catchphrase, if you hear it you're soon to witness a throat punch. He has an extravagant variety of throat punches ranging from Nigeria to Pakistan.

Wat the, what is this.

by Aly R/B September 15, 2019

wat.

"wat." is a full sentence, used as a reply to something that makes no sense at all, to indicate confusion. "wat." is never typed/written with a capital letter, nor with a question mark. Sometimes though, the period is left out.

1: My cock looks yellow, with little blue dots on it. What can I do?
2: wat.

by Zyyghe February 3, 2009