wasted fuck 

one who is incapacitated by alcohol consumption that ordinary bodily functions such as speaking and seeing are substantially impaired. effects of those most often involve repeated vomiting, crying, sleeping, misconduct, forgetfulness, pain around or on the anal area, etc.

Dude, can you not pee on my carpet you wasted fuck.

That wasted fuck Will had so much to drink that he did not realize the huge man punishing him from behind.

wasted fuck by martin v January 22, 2004

W.O.F. (Waste Of Fuck) 

An individual who is so worthless/incompetent/lazy that it would've been more productive for offspring's parents to not have even had sex in the first place. (IE genetic material used to concieve this person was wasted)

After years of trying to convince himself that he was not a W.O.F., Tim finally gave in and shot himself.

W.O.F. (Waste Of Fuck) by Q-tip motha June 13, 2004

W.O.F. (Waste Of Fuck) 

a person that you wouldn't sleep with for a million dollars, someone so not worth your time you wouldn't even sleep with them with a paperbag over there face and you were the last two people on earth

Oh that girl, she's a W.O.F. (Waste of Fuck), not a chance in hell.

W.O.F. (Waste Of Fuck) by cdawg for rizzle October 16, 2005

Get Fuckin Wasted 

A drinking game that is gauranteed to get everyone who plays it wasted. (Possibly the greatest drinking game ever created). Played with a deck of cards, the rules are as follows:
Spades-give the amount
Clubs-take the amount
Hearts-social the amount
Diamonds-waterfall that amount or longer
Aces-finish drink
Ace of spade-everyone finishes

I always start my night playing Get Fuckin Wasted, because its fun and i'll be drunk after playing it.

Get Fuckin Wasted by Hector Rodriguez November 29, 2011

i wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it 

Slang. It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.

Hey he’s touching my ass! Yeah I was going to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Why would you say that? It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.

i wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it by B-rizzle June 27, 2019

Waste of fucking space 

A worthless excuse for a human being. If female usually as about 4 kids by 4 different fathers...One of the suckers she leeches onto for child support. She gets as many benefits as possible....at all costs avoiding work. She will screw anyone then cry later...but nothing is ever her fault. She has an excuse for every shitty choice she has ever made in her sorry ass excuse for a life.

Man I can't believe that bitch Pam is still working the system..." ...."Yeah what a waste of fucking space she is"..."True Dat

Waste of fucking space by Istoppedthegravytrain August 4, 2010

What a fucking waster. 

its not what the chode above said ^^ GET IT RIGHT BEFORE YOU POST IT!
its really a popular song by the libertines, called what a waster. here are some of the lyrics. well, all of the lyrics then ¬_¬

What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There's tears coming out from everywhere
The city's hard, the city's fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt

When she wakes up in the morning
She writes down all her dreams
Reads like the book of revelations
Or the Beano or the unabridged ulysses

Oh I really wanna know
So tell me, where does all the money go
where does all the money go
Straight, straight up her nose

And I never really liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah

What a divvy what a fucking div
Talking like a moron, walking like a spiv
I was laying in bed paying my rent
Knocking on the door for something

That she lent her brother
Meanwhile from under the covers she says
Save me from tommorow, save me from tommorow
Oh no, Oh no not me

And I never never liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah
Never really liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah

What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There's tears coming out from everywhere
The citys hard the citys fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt

What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There's tears coming out from everywhere
The citys hard the citys fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt

What a fucking waster. by the libertines rule. if you disagree i will kill j00 September 8, 2004