Washington Capitals

The greatest hockey team in the greatest sports league ever. (see NHL)

They're in a rebuilding season, but pretty soon they'll be winning Stanleys, as they should be.

Ovechkin fires one, he scores! The Washington Capitals are the greatest team of all time!

Washington Capitals by mike286 November 11, 2006

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Washington Capitals

Shititest team in hockey that bends around shoving their sticks deep in there assholes. After each game they proceed by having gay sex with chosen members of the coaching staff.

Idris-"Wow, I sure do love them Washington Capitals"

Bob-"Ya dude your a fucking faggot"

Washington Capitals by shitywok33 June 23, 2011

Washington Capital Syndrome

Sports teams that can beat the best teams but lose to the crappy ones.

The Washington Caps are the best team in the NHL but lose to 23 ranked Tampa bay lighting ie "Washington Capital Syndrome"

Washington Capital Syndrome by jilly jackerson March 13, 2010

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Washington-Capital

Someone who greatly underachieves.

Dude, you had a 4.0 in high school and you flunked out of college? Your'e such a Washington-Capital!

Washington-Capital by D-Train312 August 18, 2012

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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