Wisconsin Wash Cloth 

You take a slightly warm moist sock and jizz in it. Then slap your spouse or anyone in the face with it.

The wife was being a twat about my drinking, so I gave her a Wisconsin Wash Cloth and she calmed the fuck down

Wisconsin Wash Cloth by TwoFlushPoo November 8, 2019

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washcloth 

1. a small towel, usually made from terrycloth, of which is used to clean one's self while bathing. can also be used to clean up after intimate relations whether solo or with a partner.

2. term also used as to describe people and/or objects that are desirable.

3. also see: hot.

Dude: "OMG, did you see that smokin' hot chick at the skatepark the other day?"

Other Dude: "Affirmative! She was WAY hot... after seeing her, I need a washcloth."

washcloth by Washcloth October 28, 2005

Wilmington Washcloth

After having sex with your girlfriend, she enters your bathroom to clean up. Un-beknownst to you she wipes your cum from her dumpster on your towel and hangs it back up, as if it were never touched. Unaware of the wrong-doing the gentleman uses it to wash his face the next day. Thus wiping his own cum all over his own face.

New York sexed up his girl and let loose all over her back side. She entered his crapper and cleaned up with his washcloth and hung it back up. The next morning whilst trying to clean up for work. He used said washcloth to clean the eye gunk off his face. It only got worse....He used the Wilmington Washcloth

Wilmington Washcloth by Coco Peabody September 10, 2009

Washclothing 

A sexual act, when one uses their partners face as a "washcloth" to wipe ones ass. Usually done in a vigorous manner.

Christian: "I asked her to sit on my face last night, she started washclothing me instead."

Josh: "How was that?"

Christian: "Oh I loved it! So much better!!"

Washclothing by ImThatGuyOkay October 15, 2012

washcloth 

a male person who is such a pussy that you could use him to wash your balls with

yoo, washcloth come here, can you tight up my shoelaces please.

washcloth by mrploertendoder June 15, 2010

Mexican Washcloth 

The art of using a washcloth to wipe ones ass. The cloth is then placed discreetly so that another person uses the cloth during bathing without knowing where it has been.

My wife pissed me off last night, so I gave her a Mexican Washcloth. In other words I just shit in her face. So now I am not pissed off anymore.

Mexican Washcloth by Dr. Daniel E. Snyder, LMF. November 30, 2004