Johnny: "Can I get some wasabi with that?"
Janice: "Ew wasabi is too spicy!"
Johnny: "No wasabi that makes you high as fuck!"
Janice: "Ew wasabi is too spicy!"
Johnny: "No wasabi that makes you high as fuck!"
by jj155607 June 3, 2009
by Shizlo Smith May 17, 2006
Kinda special if ya kno what i mean. he's kinda seggsy tho ngl. U might simp for him but u might also bust something. he's a beast at the violin and specializes in beating u in overwatch. 5'2 soccer player. gets no girls.
by Rohtak January 14, 2021
Unlike the Asian condiment, this form of wasabi has very little to do with that. Instead, it is a comeback used in a fashion like "suck my dick". When someone is just making you mad, all you do is just say "wasabi" which then just makes them stfu!
(Also has nothing to do with sucking an Asian dick or someone having a very small dick)
(Also has nothing to do with sucking an Asian dick or someone having a very small dick)
by definition fixer July 10, 2011
(wa-sa-BEEEEE) greeting to a stranger to show you think they're hot, without having to say "i think you are hot."
alternative to wassup
(wa-SA-be) greeting to a friend who's looking hot.
alternative to wassup
(wa-SA-be) greeting to a friend who's looking hot.
by sabine95 December 4, 2005
by mike hunt November 6, 2003
Culinary equivalent of horseraddish, an explosively spicy Japanese condiment.
It's also the cure for infection by the Medusoid Mycellium (deadly mushrooms), didn't you know? You can find a plethora of the Mycellium in the Gorgonian Grotto (aka the Grim Grotto) if you're like Count Olaf, hoping to use them as a volitile weapon to attempt to conquer all that is good and noble. Beware, they wax and wane by the hour.
It's also the cure for infection by the Medusoid Mycellium (deadly mushrooms), didn't you know? You can find a plethora of the Mycellium in the Gorgonian Grotto (aka the Grim Grotto) if you're like Count Olaf, hoping to use them as a volitile weapon to attempt to conquer all that is good and noble. Beware, they wax and wane by the hour.
Count Olaf: Hahaha you orphan brats, I've poisoned your stupid chef-baby with the Medusoid Mycellium! Now it will die and I will soon get my icky poo poo hands on the Baudelaire fortune!!! (exeunt)
Klaus and Violet: We have no horseraddish to save Sunny! Oh no!
Sunny: *coff* *cofff* Wasabi *coff*
Klaus and Violet: Of course! Wasabi!
Klaus and Violet: We have no horseraddish to save Sunny! Oh no!
Sunny: *coff* *cofff* Wasabi *coff*
Klaus and Violet: Of course! Wasabi!
by O.o Times Are Tough o.O April 26, 2008